for a day job on these message boards because it’s always the same people (including myself lately)

I find the forum a welcome distraction from the dull conference calls I partake in – such as the one that has now drifted into discussing the toilets 😯

fluffer

Hired Gun

I’m the sovereign of a small yet wealthy African country. Due to reasons I don’t want to go into, I decided to come here to meet people and learn more about your gloryus country as I might need help in the future to move some of my immense wealth. Can you help me?

Like you, Im a fellow speed merchant. So most of my work is done outside of normal office hours, and often in badly lit streets or parks.

fluffer

Gone from smoking ciggies to smoking ****s eh?

I’m a professional forum poster
[this post has earned me 10p]

I work in IT! Yes, really!

I’m an amateur “read the same threads over and over and over” analyst.

I am spartacus.

I study outdoor adventurous education at degree level (facilitation, instruction, therapy etc) and I support severely learning disabled young adults.

Aiming to go into adventure therapy. Bike equipment as a business expense? Yes please!

I am the internet.

yossarian:

I am spartacus.

Joseph Heller disagrees.

I fix Schindler’s lifts.

I am Ben Fogle.

I drive people round the bend.

I fix Schindler’s lifts.

I was in one of those the other day, in a 3 story building. It had buttons up to 9. I was confused. 😕

I think, therefore I am.

I think.

I was in one of those the other day, in a 3 story building. It had buttons up to 9. I was confused.

Never read Willy Wonka, have you?

Joseph Heller disagrees.

You’d have to be mad to believe anything he wrote

I was in one of those the other day, in a 3 story building. It had buttons up to 9. I was confused.

This is common in Germany as we always ask our clients if they have more than three floors.

Never read Willy Wonka, have you?

😀

I have always wondered…what does everyone do (?)

your mum

Solutions Architect for a big government IT project

Warton, do you work for CSC?

molgrips, No.

Im in a “responsible job” being unresponsible because i have access to the internet and am unsupervised…who hoo.

I work part time night shifts

I work part time full time.

i want to go into adventure therapy! 😯

me duz compooter stuff

I spend most of my time trying to avoid redundancy.

What do you do?

I don’t know, but I know I do it everyday.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBq76eaSxZQ[/video]*

*no sound at work hope it’s the right song!

Currently sitting on a dumper!

I haven’t got out of bed yet.

Warton, do you work for CSC?

I have worked for CSC on a big government IT project, frankly I’m glad I was only there for a year.

Still working in IT though. 🙁

6 months ago i was working in africa building tools and running them offshore – roll forward 6 months im sat infront of a pc bored out my scull doing tech support for the self same tools and the like wanting back in the field. Looked at jobs and unfortunantly at the moment it pays to be bored !

I work for the enemy.

I have worked for CSC on a big government IT project, frankly I’m glad I was only there for a year

I was in RP for 18 months.

I’m collecting data on emergent sociopathic behaviour on internet forums.