Further to yesterday’s thread about my new work’s toilets, I have come up with a solution to avoid dippage.

A PP3 battery. Tongue on both terminals induces the necessary retraction and wrinkling leaving the buoys safely above the water line.

Perfect.

Shouldn’t you be working? You’ve only been at this new place for 10 days and you are already pissing about on here.

I’ve got a second interview coming up so hopefully I will be in a position to resign from the forum during office hours.

Re the battery. Connect one terminal to either end of Biffin’s Bridge. That should pull them inside nicely in a Sumo style.

Bit low tech but couldnt you just use a bulldog clip to take up the slack?

Ask that nice young lady in accounts if she has one you could borrow

I was hoping you’d invented a ball-bra.

Stroke the inside of your thigh – initiate the ‘cremasteric reflex‘ in order to tuck your eggs away….
It’s science innit…

DrP

Copy of this:

on the inside of each trap door.

Should keep the kids inside ’till it stops raining.

Thanks Rusty. I’ve got tea coming out of my nose and I’ve just written off my last custard cream.

Is that her vinegar stroke face?

I was hoping you’d invented a ball-bra.

save your time harry, looks like there’s one on the market

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvDzE6oDWM8[/video]

Is that her vinegar stroke face?

😯

Mind bleach time.

Think of Anne Widdicome. Problem solved.

I think a combination of all the above advice could work

Derek, you need to go to the young lass in accounts and ask if she can get you 3 full-size copies (laminated, obviously 😉 ) of the Currie pic and some blu-tack and then perhaps she could stroke you thighs before you venture into nomansland

I start a new job on Monday and am now quite concerned about the toilet facilities…. 😯