I have (like many others) been drawn into this facebook crap – but i’m fed up of hearing the inane shite that people spout i.e. ‘so and so… loves being a mum’ WTF – i don’t give a shite – f@ck off!!!! how do i de-freind these twa@ts, what do i click on? i don’t want to close my account as besides being an exploitative vehicle for d1ck heads and narcassistic ****ts it is useful for staying in touch with the 5% of my ‘freinds’ i actually would have a pint with – please help before i kill.

You can just click hide next to their commenty bits and it stops them showing for you

Go to their profile then bottom left is a little magic button that says “Remove from friends”.

Thanks a lot – that saved me from a possible 15 years inside.

scroll right down to the bottom of your front page. click on where it says “english (US)” (or UK). change it to “English (Pirate)”. Hey presto – everything is more entertaining.

You do realise that this post is just as attention seeking, pointless and whiney as all those ‘friend updates’ that p1ss you off so much, don’t you?

you can also *disable account* and never go back

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you can also *disable account* and never go back
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Amen Brother.

He’s a bit simple, so he probably hasn’t 🙂

or you could just accept that people do inane things and chill out :o)

or you could just accept that people do inane things and chill out :o)

yep, chill out fella, not worth it.

Simon.

samuri has just been for a wee. It was great.

Yesterday I reported that I was feeling old as I was having trouble biting my toenails :o) It was a false alarm! It’s fun to gross people out…

i joined up to find a few old uni mates, which ive lost contact with which was cool… but i have to agree there are a good load of freaks on there… who seem to live their life through facebook….

people seem to write about ‘what they are feeling’ to get sympathy.

its quite funny aswell when people think they are having a private conversation with their ‘mates’ when infact all can see

but on the whole i get the feeling its a bit of an ‘adultfriendfinder’ in disguise aswell

im too old for it really….

I’m with Rocket & Jamie

I’m with Rocket & Jamie

why not make your fortune by starting GrumpyFacelessBook.com ??

I never joined facebook. I seem to have sat out long enough to ride the backlash. 🙂

BigDummy – Member
I never joined facebook. I seem to have sat out long enough to ride the backlash.

Surf’s up! Mind if I join you on that wave?

I seem to have sat out long enough to ride the backlash.

isn’t that a bit like being proud of never having used a keyboard and of having all your emails printed for you ?

It is the same simon, yes. Failure to adopt any pathetic berk-infested piece of attention-seeking time-wasting nonsense because the idea of it makes you cringe is indeed almost exactly the same as smashing a spinning jenny with a hammer. 🙄 😉

Thanks for the help all!!!

all except finbar and Ianmunroe – you are useless pricks.

Failure to adopt any pathetic berk-infested piece of attention-seeking time-wasting nonsense because the idea of it makes you cringe….

Oh the irony

because the idea of it makes you cringe is indeed almost exactly the same as smashing a spinning jenny with a hammer.

I’m glad you’ve recognised your luddism :o)

Isn’t friendship about accepting the foibles of others ?

LMAO @ geoffj – it’s funny because it’s true.

why not make your fortune by starting GrumpyFacelessBook.com ??

Hatebook was briefly successful about two years ago, but now seems to be defunct. I’m guessing no fortunes were made.

Anyway, STW fits that description perfectly.

Fair enough Facebook isn’t for everybody, but dismissing it because the people you have added as friends are inane and annoying seems a bit daft.

Personally I think it’s quite a nice way of sharing info with people in a non-specific manner.

Don’t get me started on Twitter though, now that is a pointless tw*t magnet.

Tom just called and says, Hey.

Isn’t friendship about accepting the foibles of others ?

If this means having to feign interest in whatever piffle is dripping out of the stagnating brain of some person I don’t really know but tagged online so I would look popular, then no, I do not recognise this as an attribute of “friendship”.

However, I must cease this correspondence, as my secretary does not have time to print out any more of your posts for me. 😉

Thanks for the help all!!!

all except finbar and Ianmunroe – you are useless pricks.

Get bent grandad.

BigDummy – are you really the nasty Mr Woppit of old before he pretended to be nice and then disappeared?

@ finbar – that’s more like it me lad! 😀

some person I don’t really know but tagged online so I would look popular

therein lies your problem :o)

shoefiti – Member
Thanks for the help all!!!

all except finbar and Ianmunroe – you are useless pricks.

My favourite post of the month. 🙂

People surprised that there are idiots on Facebook? Erm, hello? It’s the one thing it shares with actual real life.

What is Facebook?

What is RudeBoy ?

is there a dog?

RudeBoy:

What is Facebook?

It is the social networking website you are pretending to not know about.

What does it do?

My favourite post of the month.

what was the winner last month?

all except finbar and Ianmunroe – you are useless pricks.

That’s the thing about pricks, we’re just naturally attracted to c*nts or arseholes 🙂