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  • I genuinely feel quite sorry for you lot……………..
  • Bianchi-Boy
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    …….for I am married to the best wife in the world.

    I just found out she has bought me a new Omega watch for my birthday!

    BB

    BoardinBob
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    My wife is a pole dancing instructor. We've got a pole in the bedroom.

    GIRFUY

    molgrips
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    I thought you were pitying us for being obsessed with cars and arguing to the death about any topic vaguely to do with the environment…?

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    oldgit
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    @BoardinBob

    Yeah we know 😉

    jimmy
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    grrrrrrrrrreat

    oldgit
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    I've got a little bit of sick in my throat after reading that first line.

    BoardinBob
    Full Member

    Yeah we know

    Just an instructor

    Or so she tells me…

    clubber
    Free Member

    Hmmm… Now if it had been an Omega frame 🙂

    rs
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    My wife is a pole dancing instructor. We've got a pole in the bedroom.

    GIRFUY

    Unless she teaches them all in your bedroom, not really that great 🙂

    TandemJeremy
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    She spentwasted a load of money on an expensive watch? Expensive watch = small willy so I guess she knows her hubby.

    Bianchi-Boy
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    Boardin Bob, I love all her routines but my favourite has to be the one she does with the spatula, the coal skuttle and the goat. I'm genuinely amazed that the goat will stand still that long! ;0)

    BB

    simonfbarnes
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    now we know what TJ does in the toilets…

    djglover
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    We need pics of your wife, so that we can judge how sorry we feel for you.

    oldgit
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    BoardinBob

    Sure hope ourmaninthenorth didn't (erect is the right word but not appropriate here) build it.

    nickegg
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    For my upcoming 30th my wife is taking me to Champery to watch the World Cup DH….and keeps asking how much a Mavic Crossmax SX wheelset is? and last night wanted to know more about the Cane Creek Double Barrel shock!

    ….so fingers crossed.

    chakaping
    Free Member

    We've got a pole in the bedroom.

    Bloody poles coming over here, shagging our women.

    redthunder
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    Piece of crap with a 1 year warranty.

    cynic-al
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    TJ are you saying his wife has a small willy?

    Or is it just the normal oracle/deity style comment?

    Whathaveisaidnow
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    …….for I am married to the best wife in the world.

    Perhaps it's because her other husband owns a watch shop?

    . . . . hey ya never know, it's a funny old world! 😉

    TandemJeremy
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    Ask any woman about the big watch small willy correlation. Its well known

    scuttler
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    She wasted a load of money on an expensive watch? Expensive watch = small willy so I guess she knows her hubby.

    Jeeeessuzszszs what a load of ad hominem bollocks – I credited you with some intelligence. Is it only bikes that can be a complete waste of money round here?

    Bunnyhop
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    I think you'll find 'I'm the best wife in the world'.

    djglover
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    Pics please!

    cynic-al
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    Oh, right you are – same for motorbikes.

    clubber
    Free Member

    TandemJeremy – Member
    Ask any woman about the big watch small willy correlation. Its well known

    Hmmm… interesting. I've had big watches and small watches. Does that mean I've varied in 'size'?

    Pook
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    I don't like big watches. I find them a bit, er, sad really.

    congrats on being married and that though

    TN
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    I think I might be one of the best wifes in the world – I bled the brakes on my husbands bike at lunchtime.
    Or maybe he just *thinks* I did…
    <evil laugh whilst checking out the life insurance policy>

    He only loves me for my toolkit….
    😉

    TandemJeremy
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    cynic-al – Member

    Oh, right you are – same for motorbikes.

    Its more fanciness than size – same as cars tho – big fancy motorbike / car = small willy. Why do you think you get roadraged by 4 wd drivers ? thats why I had a rather dull series of BMWs – not the racy sporty type of thing.

    thisisnotaspoon
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    TJ, really?

    I drive a noisy 2-seater sports car, quite like shopping for watches, and the GF's ex was once in a porn film,

    Life must be hell for me, every night must be like throwing a cocktail sausage down the motorway.

    Grow up!

    TN
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    I have a huge motorbike and no willy so it MUST be true….

    TandemJeremy
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    Can you not tell when someone is being facetious?

    Really – you lot do protest to much 🙂

    aleigh
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    Ask any woman about the big watch small willy correlation. Its well known

    i thought that applied to cars….and bikes?!

    Bianchi-Boy
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    I'm sensing a lot of jealousy TJ, a lot of jealousy.

    In your "sweeping generalisations" approach to life where does "a rather dull series of BMWs" pitch you?

    BB

    Bunnyhop
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    Lol @ TN

    Hubby has often come home and the bikes have been washed and the punctures (new innertubes put in) sorted. Need to learn to bleed brakes though.
    The joys of being a part timer.

    miketually
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    I have a small watch and no car. What TJ says is true.

    yoda
    Free Member

    I don't wear a watch.
    This leaves me wondering……….
    Do I have,
    A. a huuuuuge willy 8)
    B. No willy at all 😯
    or,
    C. no idea what time it is? 😆

    kimbers
    Full Member

    no offense intended bianchi boy but that falls way short of my definition of best wife in the world!

    Bianchi-Boy
    Free Member

    Kimbers- I think you might be taking my comment a little too seriously! :0)

    BB

    kimbers
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    im urrently compiling a list of the 100 essential attributes she woudl require, then ill see how my missus compares
    anything she fails on ill give her 1 week to shape up or its over

    and ill go looking for the right one*

    (*once i have got out of casualty and my burst scrotum has healed sufficiently of course)

    TandemJeremy
    Free Member

    Aleigh – it does , it does indeed

    Bianchi-Boy – Member

    I'm sensing a lot of jealousy TJ, a lot of jealousy.

    In your "sweeping generalisations" approach to life where does "a rather dull series of BMWs" pitch you?

    BB

    One thing I am not is jealous. My dull series of BMWs (motorcycles)means I am not interested in status / apearance at all but in capabilities and usefulness. Great intercity blasters

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