now there’s vinegar on my chips….

just cry your salty tears till you can taste it no more

I’ll have ’em

Coulda been worse
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I had one of those moments the other day..

A completely style unaware (and frankly downright scruffy and dirty) friend of mine called me over whilst we were out and about to get my opinion on some ‘trainers’ he liked the look of..

Imagine my surprise when I found him stood in front of a rack of very gawdy golf shoes..

Then imagine my dismay as.. instead of the words ‘they would suit you to a tee’ issuing forth.. I laughed and spluttered something along the lines of ‘they’re golf shoes you fiend.. get a grip..’

This is one of the few regrets I have about my life.. as the sight of him skidding sideways into the olde cyder bar thinking he was the bees knees and trucking like a pimp.. but really looking like a sweaty white Don King on some bad acid would have kept me chuckling for months.. years even..

Chips are included in the iDave diet! I’m in

rub them dry on the legs of a hairy spider?

It was only about a year ago that I found (to my surprise and, indeed, dismay) that some people didn’t like salt & vinegar on chips.

Wierd. Just wierd.

Thats nothing, i just ran out of lemonade i had to go to Lidl to get some 🙄

Is vinegar allowed on the iDave diet? Someone email iDave quick to check!

Chips, a little salt, loads of black pepper, and a blob of Mayo. Mmmmmmm.