Potential lodger is coming to look round tomorrow. Female, blonde, slim, 28, triathlete. 😯

EDIT – sorry bob

I think she’ll be more annoyed by the fact that you think “alot” is one word.

She’ll probably just be hugely amused that you think you stand a chance

Happy days! Dont stand there with your tongue out though.

And im very sure she wont be your new lodger if the good lady has her way 😀

she might be ugly..

Will you be hanging out her washing with yours?

I think she’ll be more annoyed by the fact that you think “alot” is one word.

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

😀

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On the plus side your misses will have competition now.

My new lodger is attractive.

Mrs iDave is also 28, slim, attractive, brunette though and a non-triathlete.

Not sure whose washing my new lodger will be hanging out to dry.

It proves to be an interesting weekend.

Suck it and see. 😉

Lets hope she doesn’t lurk on STW or it could get very interesting.

Be careful your wife doesn’t bite your testicles off.

What tyres for hot wife-lodger combo love?

Sorry Mrs iDave. Couldn’t resist 😳

Why will your wife be annoyed? It’s not like anythings going to happen, right?

Mrs iDave is not my wife. She lives 20 miles away. I’m quite pleased and lucky to have Mrs iDave, I’m not particularly stupid enough to do anything particularly stupid.

Who ate all the pies?

Who ate all the pies?

Well there was Sarah, but…

😯

Are you on crack? When your woman “agrees” it’s “OK” for you to live with a sexy lodger, she doesn’t really agree! Do yourself a favour and find a less life-threatening tenant.

And good luck!

[you know this or you wouldn’t have posted]

I haven’t mentioned it to Mrs iDave yet. Not really up to her. Do you think I should? I’m rather fond of her, no desire to stray, just think it would be nice to have a lodger who I have shared interests with….

Mrs iDave is your mum? Ex wife?

let the people decide
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It will end up in tears – probably not for you though as if it goes wrong you will be banging the 28yr old triathlete.

I’ve decided to let the lodger decide. If she wants the room and isn’t creeped out by me, then fine.

Mrs iDave is my (current) GF bigyinn

I don’t want to upset her, but also have never needed permission to do stuff.

It’s all good fun.

Does she know you refer to her as “Mrs iDave” on mountainbike chat forums?

*ignores DD’s question*

Would it be your lodger sporting?
Here.

😛

*tickles iDave*

Onzadog – Member

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OK

one of my work mates has an au pair to look after their twins so his wife could go back to work.

She specifically selected an absolutely stunning Polish girl on the basis she’s so far out of her husband’s league that she needn’t even consider the vaguest notion of there being the remotest chance of the slightest likelihood of anything going on.

So there you have it. If Mrs iDave doesn’t kick up stink, it’s because you’re a munter.

From a triathlete forum:

fittymcgrew – member

I’m looking for a house share at the moment I went to check out a place this morning. The guy seemed really nice, although it looks like he needs a cake or three, and the house was a decent size. Given he’s into bikes i reckon he’ll be ok with tri bike. But i was a bit freaked out wen he showed me the kitchen. There were beans everywhere! I’m not talking tins of baked beans, i’m talking food aid to africa sized sacks, and what i can only describe as vats of borletti beans, aduka beans, kidney beans – enough to survive armageddon. And all he had in the fridge was chorizo and spinach. wtf is that about?

In reply to fittymcgrew:

Member grip_my_guns

OMG. He sounds perfect. Please tell me there were chickens in the back garden laying eggs for breakfast every morning.

LOL @ CaptJon

Roll on tomorrow afternoon! Beans are stashed in a lockup, chickens in the cellar, kettlebells suspended above the bed, copies of triathlete news scattered around the lounge. Massage table and oil standing by in the spare room.

What’s the URL of your live webcam feed?

http://www.sweatypalmsandthighrubbing.com

Does she know you refer to her as “Mrs iDave” on mountainbike chat forums?

His need to note “current” is possibly rather more concerning!

Do you have another room to rent? Preferably one with a shared wall with tri girl?

Best thread for ages. Do let us know how it turns out.

theotherjonv / CaptJon – – LOLZ x 20

Northwind, I meant of the 28 yo babe, not idave.