My ride yesterday was more akin to cross country gloop skiing than mountain biking.
Trails round here now have a layer of mud over a layer of leaves over a layer of mud over a layer of root-ridden chalk. For some sections I could have dismissed with the services of a front wheel in favour of some sort of snowmobile type ski arrangement. At one point I came to a dead stop, both feet on the pedals and dead upright in the middle of a 2ft deep flooded rut
Character building stuff….. do you think it’s possible to get trench foot on a bike?