Coo story for you, bro.
I had the chance to be in Hollyoaks, turned it down.
One has standards.

Could be worse; you could be talking/typing about watching soaps to complete strangers on the Internet. Ahem…

I think I last saw an episode of a soap around the time Crossroads finished, or maybe it was when Ena Shaples still held court in a corner of the Rovers, or perhaps it was when Emmerdale was mostly about farming…
Anyway, it was a long time ago when my mum got bored watching them.

“So yeah lads, got me a new woodburner. Charnwood donchaknow. Judith’s left and taken the kids too”

Brian: “Nice. I’ve got a new Skoda”

“What? Skoda make woodburners now?” *guffaws*

Brian: No, I just wanted to talk about my stuff”

You missed your vocation Bear.

We watch “The Voice” does that count?

The Voice is just fine!

So long you know one of the contestants!