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  • How Do I find The Jedi?
  • cymro1
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    or does he find you?

    creamegg
    Free Member

    uk bike skills

    cymro1
    Free Member

    thanks, creamegg

    soobalias
    Free Member

    website, forum, facebook, twitter, here

    bigyinn
    Free Member

    You dont. He finds you. 😉

    Onzadog
    Free Member

    Say his name three times while facing a mirror. Don’t look over your left shoulder and you might just catch a glimpse in your peripheral vision.

    jedi
    Full Member

    depends what you are trying to find me for 😀

    smcicr
    Free Member

    If you look over your shoulder there’s a chance you’ll hear him shout ‘looking’ in your mind 😀

    andyl
    Free Member

    Close your eyes and use the Force.

    Helps if your name is Luke too.

    unklehomered
    Free Member

    Get some yellow chalk, place a cross on the lamppost outside your house. An envelope with instruction will arrive in the next week. Change buses several times, carry anything important in a way that it can be easily discarded, Moscow Rules, trust no-one.

    kimbers
    Full Member

    You must go the the Degeobah system

    cymro1
    Free Member

    It sounds kinda complicated to be honest….

    cnud
    Free Member

    Open a bag of fresh Hasbean coffee

    xiphon
    Free Member

    Every time you hit the deck trying to progress your riding, he’s standing over you saying…

    “If you pay me, I’ll show you how to do it properly”

    😉

    cymro1
    Free Member

    “Every time you hit the deck trying to progress your riding, he’s standing over you saying…

    “If you pay me, I’ll show you how to do it properly””

    Thats what I was thinking 😀

    jedi
    Full Member

    Xiphon and cymro1. Eh??

    xiphon
    Free Member

    Just poking a bit of fun at the usual answer to 99% of ‘how can I learn to ride my bicycle better?’ is : Get Jedi’d (instead of taking the time to work it out some more themselves)

    😉

    bamboo
    Free Member

    Another way would be to follow me next Wednesday… I can’t wait!

    bumley
    Free Member

    Xiphon – clearly you don’t know Jedi, if you did you would not be suggesting money as his motivation.

    colournoise
    Full Member

    Just ride you Path. It may or may not lead to Jedi.

    slainte 😉 rob

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