In 2013, I was bivvying in the Beacons. It was the day before the tragic deaths of the SAS reservists.
Id gone up from Talybont reservoir around the lip taking in the , Fan y Big, Cribyan, Pen y Fan and Corn Ddu and was heading towards a pub in Pontsticill for a pint. I was out of water, having under-estimated what I’d need on the top by about 25%. I dropped off the ridge and found a clean stream on the road into Pontsticill.
I didnt like being that close to Merthyr (who does?) so crossed the valley and started heading back into the hills to find a place to bivvy for the night.
I found a nice tussock out the way up by the Merthyr Sailing club. Itself at the end of a long track, gated off from traffic.
It was late on a friday night and the valley was singing out with the sound of Barry-boy-bean-cans ragging up and down the road on the other side of the lake.
The midges had launched and were horrendous. I tightened the opening to my bivvy bag, tight with just a breathing hole left. It was hot and really uncomfortable. When I heard voices approaching. The moon wasnt up, and no other light than starlight.
I slowly sat up, still in my army bag. Pretty much invisible. As 5 barrys in their friday night finest walked past to the fenced boat compound, shinnied over, and the next thing I heard was a poor dingy being hauled along its keel on the concrete and then man-handled over the fence. The lads obviously fancied a spot of Chay Blyth-ing. That’s when one clocked that they were being watched.
I am thankful that what with SAS being regularly in the area, I think they were more scared of me, than I was of the 5 of them. Which was daft of them, coz I was shitting myself. In my manliest gruff voice, I bid them goodnight, Rolled my bag up and walked off into the woods.
3 or 4 miles later I tried to get to sleep resting against a tree, but I was wired. The slightest noise had me wide-awake. I knew I’d never get back to sleep again, so packed up and walked the 10 miles back to the car that I had been saving for the early morning. The wife was surprised to see me at home for breakfast.