No you wear women's knickers what you've nicked out of the hospital 'patients' left clothing' store. You filthy fecker. 
And then you get two surgical masks to use as a bra and parade up and down the empty ward singing Dolly Parton's hit 'Jolene'.*
God just the thought of it makes me sick.
**** deviants.
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*I'll put on a dedication to you in't Niteclub. X
Everytime I have one of these really difficult life choices or dillemas, when things are at their worst, I'm my own worst enemy and everything is bleak. I think and think and weigh up all the options and choices, then I just remember the age old adage...
ask a cyclist.
and If I can't find one.
ask someone on the internet!
and if I still can't find the answer.
I moisturise.
You've been watching me on chat roulette haven't you?
Mind you, you've not a bad voice I spose...
Check it out; Dolly Parton and Hannah Montana:
It's disturbing, isn't it? You're asking yourself questions, aren't you?
You dirty bastard. 
You ought to be locked up.
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and if I still can't find the answer.I moisturise.
Always good for you. One can never be too moist.
have you ever heard the phrase "moistness comes before the fall"?
have you?
no. that's because moist people never ever fall over. since records began, of people falling over, no moist people have ever been recorded falling over. Fact.
This is true. Scientifically proven and everything, at both the Ponds Institute and Laboratoire Garnier.
I feel sorry for all these dry faced men, Kev. Always falling off their bikes because of lack of skilz then blaming their tyres.
Oh well. 
Failed to moisturise:
I think it's great that she shows care for her chap, or maybe is looking out for herself as well.
Consider other peoples point of views, why does she want him to do it?
My wife also wants me to apply some as well, she says when we cuddle and whatnot, the dryness on my face is rough for her skin.
If I don't, she buys more and more product (more expensive that mens products) to compensate my lack of thought for her.
This is a great thread, made me laugh.
Divagirl - brilliant post
Divagirl, I'm ready for you now.......
I mean how do we really know it has any of the stuff it says on the label??
Have you not seen the small print on the adverts? They ask 44 women what they think and if 23 agree with a cleverly-worded question they can make the claim in the advert.
Anyway, Jules might as well moisturise; he doesn't have a beard, so bunnyhop already has a wife.
No beard Mike, but Jules did comment this morning how hairy his ears are becoming.
He has also denied all knowledge of me ever suggesting to him "would he like to wear some moisturiser".
Notice how carefully that was worded, so that, 'make' and 'must' never appeared.
I think we should have an STW pole as to how many of you lovely men wear/don't wear moisturiser. I'm guessing there's a lot of closet users on this here forum. Own up?
Buy him an Audi TT.
Class!
I suspect there'll be a long STW queue for facials if DivaGirl opens a beauty salon. 
No moisturiser here chez TJ
Not me but I may start if the wife uses divagirls advice for apply.
It clobber... moisturisng time!
OP if you want your hubby to do anyhting - try some sex? Most hubbys will be under your command so as my lady friends tell me.
A big thankyou to DeeJay who kindly produced a gift for mr bunnyhop after todays ride, of - Aldi's special beauty face cream for men.
He's going to get it smeared all over his face when asleep tonight.
Tomorrow he's going to look super gorgeous, or come out in a huge acne attack
Its women that turn into raisins and need 'stuff'
nah, it's people wot go out in the sun that end up like that.
the goths were right 
if it weren't for my grey hair & big fat belly I'd pass for, er, 39
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