[Closed] How can I get hubby to.....

have you considered giving him head?

"What's a farie"

someone from the Faroe islands?

I use moistursier. My face feels too tight for my skull if I don't.

Where is he? Jules - the modern man.

I might bring some oil of olay for him on the next ride

have you considered giving him head?

Spits minestrone slim-a-soup over keyboard 😯

Derek's a spitter, that's no good.

wash your face in clean water, no need for anything else IMO

Soup, yes, I've heard that excuse before.

wash your face in clean water, no need for anything else IMO

I tend to wash the rest of my body too. You stinking git.

Pook - Please do.

I always shout 'Jules you should wear some protection'.

Mr MC uses Bull Dog moisturiser. It smells very manly, a bit woody really and isn't greasy at all. Mr MC was very impressed, you can buy it in Boots. Just buy him some and slather it on his face... I'm sure he'll then get used to it and like it! but he's too much of a pussy to go and buy it himeself as he's too much of a man ;-0
http://gb.meetthebulldog.com/

Minestrone Slim-A-Soup? 😯

What a ponce.

(Walks off shaking head in disgust)

Here's the actual link:
http://gb.meetthebulldog.com/product

I also then bought Mr MC the shaving gel but he didn't like that.

Spray him with face oil while he sleeps. It's only 40 quid a bottle...

I thought you were on to something there, till I saw the "Eco-System Moisturiser," containing shea butter made by "an inspiring group of women located in Bolgatanga." Good luck getting that on the face of a grumpy northerner.

djglover has the correct answer to any "How can I get hubby to..."

Derek's a spitter, that's no good.

It was more along the lines of " you won't catch me beep wearing any beep beauty products on my face".

King of Shaves 24/8 here, always used something like that since probably late teens - skin feels tight & gets greasy faster if I don't use it.

Tell him to google David Beckham, prostitute and body lotion - and leave the rest to his natural curiosity.

skin feels tight & gets greasy faster if I don't use it.

Could that be because you've been smearing stuff on it for years?

I thought Northerners just had a quick scrub down with carbolic

Poor bloke, leave him alone, bet he doesn't tell you what cleansing products to use (I wouldn't know where to start as there seems to be so many for the fairer sex)

One exception to all this stuff is Avon Skin So Soft which is a superb biting insect repellent, even used by the RM Commandos. Wasn't made as a bug deterrent, but is widely known as the best there is

Poor Jules. 🙂

marketing bollox the lot of it - and i work in marketing.......

Jayzus. Well down the second page and that gert big woofter Houns hasn't commented yet!! Moisturiser must have an adverse effect on his Oakley fetish these days...

and another thing........ why should anyone do what someone else wants them to - married nor not?

hardly a matter of you trying to save his life with some sage advice

leave the man alone.....

IDave - you the man of nutritional knowledge, should understand that when I first met the poor man, he only ate pie (Wiganer you see), so was I wrong to introduce him to fruit, vegetables and salad?

So I care about his inners as well as his outers. In fact if it wasn't for me he'd be a porker and a non mtber (that's another thing I made him do) 😉

coat the top of his beer cans with it,
every time he takes a manly pull from his can he'll get a bit on his chin, which he will then rub in...

good point, but food and exercise are important to lifespan and well being

moisturiser is not....

If you're really that bothered, just swap the soap he normally uses for some moisturising stuff, Dove or whatnot.

Although if he's an organic muesli fetishist, I highly recommend this stuff:
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Works a treat, and delicious on toast if he doesn't want to wash in it 🙂

put it in this..

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he'll soon be smothered in it...

Buy him some dove soap if you must and wtfu.

Face cream FFS.

1) Move to the West of Scotland
2) Observe that Skin So Soft is the best midge repellant there is
3) There will be no need for a 3.

I've never seen such a well moisturised group of rufty tufty men as when I ran a big motorbike riding weekend, camping near Loch Lomond...

dearie me, you'll be making him sit down to go for a wee next.

apply down there then sit on his face

apply down there then sit on his face

😯

I think it's a bit of a cheek really, it's like him saying "you're going to look a bit haggard in a few years, get buying moisturiser and makeup".

Men are not meant to be flawless and smooth. What are you looking for, a girlfriend?

haha divagirl knows how to shock the middlemanagers of stw!

Edible moisturiser?

Don't spit out your posh beers on your secret roadbikes lads... think what the radio4 listeners forum would say!

Divagirl +1

I'm shocked as I've never been with a girl who needed moisturiser down there. Well not after they've seen me naked anyway.

😆

divagirl's suggestion is useless without pitchers.......

divagirl's suggestion is useless without pitchers.......

Yeah where's the jugs?

Careful Drac, she might ask for pictures too.....

[b]Drac [/b]- Member
I'm shocked as I've never been with a girl who needed moisturiser down there. Well not after they've seen me naked anyway.

😆

Drac, it's not for her er front bottom, it's for stealth application to her fella

Thanks everyone for making me laugh, most people on this thread know me personally and know that this has all been tongue in cheek, although it would be nice to pop a little bit of moisturiser onto the cheek, or in MartynS's case lard.

Time for my beauty sleep - Now where's that extra thick night face cream and me curlers.

If you want to get your poor hubby to moisturise then simply geld him and force him to wear a dress and bonnet in public.

After that wearing the moisturiser shouldn't seem too embarrassing.