Thanks everyone for making me laugh, most people on this thread know me personally and know that this has all been tongue in cheek, although it would be nice to pop a little bit of moisturiser onto the cheek, or in MartynS’s case lard.
Time for my beauty sleep – Now where’s that extra thick night face cream and me curlers.
fairly to the point DG ! 😆
looks like the spirit of Roy Chubby Brown is alive and kicking in Divagirl. Note to self, probably not best to take Divagirl back to meet me mum for a quiet Sunday lunch on our first date
bunnyhop, theres absolutly nothing wrong with what youre asking. ive used loreal for me facial cleaner for a while.get the greasy forhead muck off a treat and makes your face feel tiptip. dont yet moisturise yet.thing with blokes is we dont think we need to do it so forget or cant be bothered.with women its a given thats what you do.
basically as said before, hold back on the nookie and he’ll soon tow the line.simples.
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apply down there then sit on his face
fairly to the point DG !
Note to self, probably not best to take Divagirl back to meet me mum for a quiet Sunday lunch on our first date
Leave him alone for christ sake, next you will have him exfoliating, I swear it’s all marketing bull these products….my wife is just the same and spend a fortune on “stuff” for her skin….I mean how do we really know it has any of the stuff it says on the label??
My mrs spends a **** fortune on this ‘all natural’ stuff formulated by some hippy ex nurse on a full moon, look at the ingredients and its olive oil with a few herbs in.
Honestly, what’s he done do deserve all that needless abuse. That’s a bit like a bloke posting “How can I get my b**ch to drink beer and fart the theme tune to the Archers”
Mr Divagirl excepted, I can’t see any bloke rushing to apply moisturiser any time soon. Next you’ll be telling him to wear aftershave or carry one of those manbag thingies or something by Paul Smith or Kelvin Cline. You might as well take him down the vets and get him neutered (provided the vet can find them).
Leave him alone to be a man. Stop trying to turn him into a metrosexual softie, what’s wrong with a man’s man who behaves like a man?
I have given up on wearing gloves for work as they leave me with fairy soft skin which cuts and rips easily in my normal duties, so I don’t use them any more and get far less angst from sores.
Everytime I have one of these really difficult life choices or dillemas, when things are at their worst, I’m my own worst enemy and everything is bleak. I think and think and weigh up all the options and choices, then I just remember the age old adage…
have you ever heard the phrase “moistness comes before the fall”?
have you?
no. that’s because moist people never ever fall over. since records began, of people falling over, no moist people have ever been recorded falling over. Fact.
I think it’s great that she shows care for her chap, or maybe is looking out for herself as well.
Consider other peoples point of views, why does she want him to do it?
My wife also wants me to apply some as well, she says when we cuddle and whatnot, the dryness on my face is rough for her skin.
If I don’t, she buys more and more product (more expensive that mens products) to compensate my lack of thought for her.
I mean how do we really know it has any of the stuff it says on the label??
Have you not seen the small print on the adverts? They ask 44 women what they think and if 23 agree with a cleverly-worded question they can make the claim in the advert.
Anyway, Jules might as well moisturise; he doesn’t have a beard, so bunnyhop already has a wife.
No beard Mike, but Jules did comment this morning how hairy his ears are becoming.
He has also denied all knowledge of me ever suggesting to him “would he like to wear some moisturiser”.
Notice how carefully that was worded, so that, ‘make’ and ‘must’ never appeared.
I think we should have an STW pole as to how many of you lovely men wear/don’t wear moisturiser. I’m guessing there’s a lot of closet users on this here forum. Own up?