you great, hairy, stupid, hairdresser car driving, serial fork buying, will grooming, bald, bike changing moron

luv podge

You’re right though. Definitely a bit of a twink.

Bit harsh. I thought he had to get rid of the Puma?

A sexy twink all the same.

he was supposed to come riding / drinking with us in castleton but never turned up. bad hora

tosser

Imagine that..hora standing people up!?! Very uncharacteristic behaviour!

Ahhhh, if only S&J was still here….

perhas the ride was not a short enough walk ride and the pub too expensive not to his usual standards

Have you seen his threads lately i’l be happier if you said get yourself Castrated.

Grantway are you confusing me with someone else?

Have you seen his threads lately i’l be happier if you said get yourself Castrated.

Blimey.

did he have to go to John Lewis to buy a tartan blanket?
that’s the excuse he used several years ago when he was living SE.

a leopard never changes his spots.

Just his tartan.

He won the award for the best excuse for not turning up on a ride in 2011

Shirley a Leotart never changes its leggings?

Us hairdressing are insulted!

Hora in not turning up for a ride shocka!

He actually spent the day cleaning my house, naked apart from a frilly pinny, a glittery Christmas thong and killer heels. He insists on coming round and doing it no matter how many I ask him not too. It frightens the cats!

<shudders>

That’s a big shiny pot talking to my kettle binners

Is it black? Could you give it a polish for me?

racists

Who are you trying to get crazy with hessay, don’t you know I’m loco?

Quote; Hansel, Zoolander

“hessay”?

good grief mark.

Are you challenging me to a walk off?