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Mrs Stoner and I are having a metaphysical argument about holdups. Basically along the lines that if I met her wearing them, it would all get physical v quickly. Her Maj is not so sure.

Yay or neigh?

And if t’were yay, where would you buy them? and in what style? anything else to consider? Ladies please do chip in.

Her Maj is not so sure

She has a choice?

Do they do them in your size?
I really hope not. 😯

Yes, v nice. Stockings and suspenders not so and should be sent back to the 80’s where they belong

Proper stockings or hold ups. Either will do for me.

The man who invented tights however, should be in Guantanamo.

I knew this woman who used to wear them to work. With a rather too short skirt… I’ll say no more.

Hold ups= thigh rubbing. 🙂

The man who invented tights however, should be in Guantanamo.

hear hear.
I gather they make girls toes curl…

Hold ups= thigh rubbing

Do they chafe?

get her some leg warmers and imagine she’s Peter Sagan ?

Hold ups ok but proper stockings are best. RHT’s or Fully Fashioned are best.
Look on Stockings HQ https://www.stockingshq.com/
Secrets in Lace http://www.secretsinlace.com or
what Katie did http://www.whatkatiedid.com/en_gb

My wife is into the whole vintage thing so has my approval

lucky boy, scuba, lucky boy.

thread needs more photos

A definite yay.

I may have to review my opinion of stocking and suspenders after realising Miss Houns often wears them in shoots 😳

what katie said and secrets in lace not good for holdups, stockings HQ though is ace, thanbk you Scuba.

Now of course all my search-linked ad prefs mean I’m going to get flooded with delicious pics on STW if I turn prem off eh? 🙂

I may have to review my opinion of stocking and suspenders

Good, then we’re all on the same page.

What about when MrsStoner wears them? Or was that not the question?

🙂

Basically along the lines that if I met her wearing them, it would all get physical v quickly. Her Maj is not so sure.

What? Does she not think you’ll look good in them?

Agent Provocateur if you’re gonna buy some.

M&S I’m sure will do “fit for the larger lady” which means they’ll fit the OP perfectly.. 😯

I’m an 80s kid. My first two “proper” girlfriends always wore stockings or hold ups. It used to get physical quite quickly.

Tights are something frumpy mums wear. We have two kids….. 😥

Have a look through here, I’m sure something will take your fancy

https://simplyhosieryonline.co.uk/collections/price-asc-hold-ups

nahhh, nakid ness ftw

Calzedonia do some nice ones… I’m told… 😉 🙂

Hold ups? Oh god yeah!!!

I’m not clicking those links. I clicked the crocs link and now have a croc fest in the side panel, prompting the OH to query why I was looking at crocs.

EDIT <clicks on ‘new incognito window’>

MrsSb used to wear stockings to work back when she was in her early 20’s, then went to tights for work [bad] and hold ups for going out [good].
She recently bought some new UW including suspenders though [very bad and good at the same time].
Hubba!

Basically along the lines that if I met her wearing them, it would all get physical v quickly. Her Maj is not so sure.

Well there’s only one way to find out! 😉

Edit: there’s loads on eblag of they’re just for messing about in!

I wore them a lot in my younger days, also on my wedding day.

Posh department stores always have a good selection in many colours.
I think I may dig mine out again and hope for a good outcome. 😉

Have a look through here, I’m sure something will take your fancy

https://simplyhosieryonline.co.uk/collections/price-asc-hold-ups

It’s ok, I keep a copy of the Grattan catalogue by my bed.

nahhh, nakid ness ftw

Hold ups should never be worn with anything else.

Downshep, good point. On your advice, I’ve just clicked all of those links.

Word of advice from Other half if buying suspender belts then the ones in high street shops / department stores aren’t very good and more likely to put people off as they have plastic clips. What you need is at least a 6 strap belt with metal clips this way the stockings will stay where they should be and won’t slip apparently.
The above links all have descent belts

Hope that helps 😀

and yes a lucky boy indeed

I was wondering exactly what sort of early morning update this thread would get….

descent belts

This seasons must-have trail centre accessory. 😀

If any of the ladyeez would like to see me in my endura leg warmers just ask.

If you live in the area this is well worth it and very professional

https://www.groupon.co.uk/deals/stanplusstantwo-3-465127

If you live in the area

Barnsley

Over my dead body.

descent belts

This seasons must-have trail centre accessory.

Got to keep the Gnarr / Enduro fans interested

If you live in the area this is well worth it and very professional

https://www.groupon.co.uk/deals/stanplusstantwo-3-465127

I know someone who went for one of those; had a mixture of some ‘normal’ shots and then some more boudoir ones done.

The normal ones are very good which leads me to believe the other ones will also be very tasteful and arty. Thankfully she’s never shown them to me…….

BECAUSE IT’S MY MOTHER IN LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!