Anybody heard the rumour about a famous racer making a guest appearance at HtN? Some Swiss guy, I heard – Thomas Fishneck or something.

i heard thomas was wearing fishnets maybe its just crossed wires

I don't think he's doing the thing with the crossed wires anymore after the court case. It might not have been Thomas Fishneck. It could have been Ned Endoverend.

Bob Jibb might be there.

oh so not ned overendowned 😉

Tomac the Tank Engine has signed up too. Peep Peep!

Missy Giove wont get parole in time

We're well on with the tunnel. She'll make it.

Coaxing Marco Pantani out of retirement is proving to be a little harder.

Let me guess, he's training with Tom Simpson?!

Don't be daft. He's dead.

Peter Reid?

Ooh look – a Ragley!

Latest whisper is it's a British rider. I hope it's Tim Gouldilocks or er, wassisface, David Bakersdozen.

Latest whisper is it's a British rider

*cough*

Charming!

It might not be a bloke. I'm going for Caroline AlexandertheGreat. Although back in the day I'd have gone for Sally Hibbert (phwoarr!)

Latest whisper is it's a British rider

So that rule out Arse Lancestrong then. Shame, I'd have liked to have beaten him.

Yeah, but that Joe Murrymint sucked…

It's not that Nelly Furtado is it?

Pretty girl, but don't let her anywhere near the Karaoke for God's sake….