I used..
Public speaking is meant to be one of the most stressful things you can do… in readiness for today I had some advice from a few friends who are used to standing up in front of people and talking, they offered me a number of tips.. one was to imagine the audience naked.. (pause and look round.. wincing… look at wife) “I’ll see you later..” (Look at Father of Bride.. wince and take haemmorhoid cream out of pocket).. This is meant to help with those chap!..
I asked at his work colleagues what they thought of him, they told me he was thought of as a god in the office.. I was impressed until they explained that meant he was rarely seen and any work he did was a miracle..
They’ve both gone to a lot of effort to get married in this grand castle though, it’s been a great day and I’m sure they’re both proud of what they’ve achieved here.. ****** told me recently that the bridal suite is actually haunted, I suspect though that’s a convenient cover-up in case anyone hears the sound of rattling chains and moaning tonight.
..! Apparently though, he was thinking of proposing to *****, he just wasn’t sure how to do it without having his way of kneeling criticised