just for a bit of a laugh...
we have a horrible old bint in work, she's on a good wage, but takes the p*ss everyday, hands all her work over, stitches everyone up and is a real tight fisted ole cow!
anyway, over the last few months we have noticed that milk is being stolen form the fridge, whole 2 pint bottles, we've narrowed it down to every Friday just before SHE leaves. she takes the tea towels home to wash but when she collects them from the kitchen she grabs a fresh bottle of milk and rolls it up in the teatowel, but she was spotted. last week...
we want to oust her good and proper, the crap suggestions round the office so far have been...
1 - carefully inject the milk with 'eye drops' this is suppose to induce really bad Diarrhea
2 - write a note with suitable 'ransom' typeface along the lines of THIEF!! WE KNOW YOU ARE STEALING THE MILK! fold it up and put it under the cap, so when she goes home and makes a cup of tea she will see the note.
the sad thing is management will just tell us to get on with our work (which we actually do) as its more important if we raise the issue....
