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  • Help identify a mystery poo please
  • breadcrumb
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    Something been pooping in our garden and I’m curious as to what it is.

    I know STW has helped other victims of unknown poos in the past.

    We’re pretty isolated and haven’t spotted any cats or dogs about.

    Baby robin?

    pictonroad
    Full Member

    I vote Fox, they tend toward a lay and display policy when it comes to dedicating

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    Your neighbour needs more fibre in his diet.

    mattyfez
    Full Member

    Anaconda?

    timba
    Free Member

    Duck!
    Or grouse

    ticsmon
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    It was me sorry!!

    Rorschach
    Free Member

    Baby Robin….deffo

    kevj
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    Why, why why did I have to click on this post?

    breadcrumb
    Full Member

    I have spotted hares, rabbits and pheasants on the garden.

    Never a fox or badger, but have had a pile of feathers on the lawn before.

    They look like two different poos to me.

    Kahurangi
    Full Member

    Why, why why did I have to click on this post?

    Guilty conscience? the fear of being caught?

    yetidave
    Free Member

    fox

    Put a stick in it and have a good smell. Fox is quite an acrid smell, badger is more musky. Very distinctive.

    thestabiliser
    Free Member

    Werewolf or gruffalo I teckon

    Lester
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    looks like a german shepherd, keep an eye and see if he brings his dog tomorrow 🙂

    unovolo
    Free Member

    I reckon is was ‘Greengrass’ have a look under the hedgerows locally and see if there are any Tramps kicking about.

    donkeydave
    Full Member

    I reckon fox.

    breadcrumb
    Full Member

    yetidave – Member
    fox

    Put a stick in it and have a good smell. Fox is quite an acrid smell, badger is more musky. Very distinctive.

    Unfortunately I’ve disposed of the faeces so no sniffing a shitty stick for me.

    I believe this was a trap anyways!

    vongassit
    Free Member

    A cat with aids.

    enfht
    Free Member

    Your grass needs a cut.

    breadcrumb
    Full Member

    Might look for a secondhand wildlife camera at some point to verify what comes in the garden

    Once I know if it’s a fox/badger/toad/STWer I’ve upset I’ll sleep easier.

    woody21
    Free Member

    Fox

    beamers
    Full Member

    Another vote for Fox.

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    Rusty Spanner?

    Rubber_Buccaneer
    Full Member

    Am i the only one seeing a face?

    breadcrumb
    Full Member

    I do now.

    Poo-face™

    Tom_W1987
    Free Member

    Panther shit.

    boxelder
    Full Member

    They could be toad stools?

    Tom_W1987
    Free Member

    Or a Melanistic Jaglion about to **** up your day.

    It’s watching you.

    Right now.

    ninfan
    Free Member

    If it tastes sharp, sort of lemony then it’s fox, bitter then it one of the mustelids (badger, stoat otter etc)

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    Panther shit.

    Tom also shit.

    He start it.

    kayak23
    Full Member

    Dolphin?

    Ming the Merciless
    Free Member

    Xenomorph?

    zinaru
    Free Member

    yum!!!

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    This instructional video might be helpful

    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plzwDLnieAk[/video]

    Malvern Rider
    Free Member

    It’s a fox poo. I trod in one last week. They make our dog go ballistic. I got fox on my Crocs and dog lost the plot, chased my foot around the lawn. Short dives, jabs, feints and some fast crawls. Commando style. Wouldn’t leave it alone. Farcical by torchlight. Crocs are still outside a week later. Stuff makes me heave. Tried to wipe off with a stick but is like greasy play doh. Gah. Still like foxes here though. They bring their cubs to play and make eerie noises which goes well with the owls.

    Capt.Kronos
    Free Member

    I think fox too – our front garden has been consistently decorated in them and the cats are not too keen on going out that way at night! The back garden is all fenced in so they are happy that way (and no fox poo).

    I figured it probably was as there is a lot of calcium in it (bones etc). My dog used to love rolling in the stuff, made him smell alluring (he seemed to think) but now he is so old and arthritic he doesn’t seem overly interested!

    Quite why the fox has his or her nightly movement by my front door I don’t know! I keep thinking of getting a night cam to catch them in the act – Wildlife Photographer of the Year here I come… with a crapping fox picture!

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    Found this walking the dog at lunchtime.

    Blimey.

    funkrodent
    Full Member

    If it has the consistency of tar, has a distinctly strong, acrid smell, and you notice the neighbourhood dogs (or dogs from further afield in your case) lurking with intent near your garden, it’s definitely fox. My dog would do anything to roll in that stuff, every walk was a game of “spot the fox sh!t” before the dog clocks it. Horrible stuff

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