In the last 5y Ive commuted to work in the car twice

The first time we had the worst black ice ever so I drove
Within 400m of the house I was queueing up at a red light when some lycra clad twatty flashing light ninja starts banging on my rear wing as he didnt have enough space to filter on my inside – the road is narrow, I was nudging the central line as it was and to give him sufficient room Id have needed to be over it.
Grrrrrr – I atually wait my turn in line here when cycling AS THERES JUST NOT ENOUGH ROOM TO FILTER

Anyway today Im collecting a parcel on the way to work so take the motor
As I reverse into a parking space some dreadlocked, hippy, soap dodging woman is locking her bike to a lampost with the front wheel sticking out into the road and my proposed parking space, which is naturally the only vacant space nearby

Stupidly thinking she’ll finish locking it up and move the wheel I politely wait but oh no she just bogs off leaving it like that and then panics when I decide shes finally made her decision and hit reverse again

Cyclists huh!!!!
Bunch of ****