Fresh in from twitter

Emily Batty
We’re ENGAGED!!!!! http://img.ly/7rS1

😥 😡

Yeah, this makes a real difference to the chances of STW dwellers getting her in the sack.

mmmmm cream cake, wish she’d move her manky fingers so I could see it properly

The caption for one of the other pics said she’d been dogging all day..

Who on earth is Emily Batty?

I’m not bothered either way, but I hear that she doesn’t fancy me much either.

I think houns means we’ll have to abandon our secret lusting after captain flash now that he’s betrothed, not the bird

I remember why I don’t do twitter now.

If I joined I’d have to start taking photos of my meals FFS.

Twatter’s brilliant. If you’re an attention whore.

i was also wondering WTF is Emily Batty??

EDIT: for those that cared http://www.emilybatty.com

Darcy Turen’s still single so all is good

Not many Google pics of Ms. Turen but she is very pretty FWIS.