Hmmm, I had to do the deed at home and drop it off within 15 mins IIRC. Might have been half an hour.
Either way, we lived too far away from the hospital to make the journey, so I had the pleasure of sowing my seed in the MIL’s house, which was freezing cold, with no supporting literature and only a 1.5″ screen on my phone (Nokia somethingorother) for adult based web entertainment.
Plus you’ve got to hit a target, in the throes of passion, which was awkward to hit being smaller than the tool being used to produce it (just sayin’).
And then drive to hospital with the tub between your legs trying not to crack it.
Great thing was, because it was a doctors appointment, I got paid to go to my MIL’s house and have a w@nk. Happy days – now I’m self employed I have to do that sort of thing in my own time 😆