I must be in my prime, but I'm not ready for Tantric sex yet! 😮

Waves to divagirl aka Mrs Robinson 😀

What an entertaining thread. 8)

God, sounds like I'm the only one realistic (or honest) enough to realise I look like shit!

I've had more than my fair share of comments on my biking photos, so any compliments I am taking and going with you know?

Oh and my ex was a Paraguayan tantric yoga teacher, but hey ho, mustn't grumble.

2 more glasses of wine and IMHO you'll all be at your asthetic peaks….

3 and the law of diminishing returns says my pinacle is a hazy memory.

you're not alone DezB, I also think you look like shit

DezB – Member
God, sounds like I'm the only one realistic (or honest) enough to think I look like shit!

Nah, you just have to ask a focus group under controlled test conditions.

May I suggest a provincial Yates Wine Lodge at 1am tomorrow night? 😛

Dez – it's the internet. Nobody knows what we look like. We can be anyone we want to be. 😉

How are you, btw? Actually I need to e-mail you re a trail. Stand by your inbox!

cinnamon_girl – Member
Stand by your inbox!

FILTH

The Southern Yeti – Member
2 more glasses of wine and IMHO you'll all be at your asthetic peaks….

😀

you're not alone DezB, I also think you look like shit

Ain't gonna be news to me, is it?

C_G: You can't send me THAT! My wife is sat next to me! 😉

C_G: You can't send me THAT! My wife is sat next to me!

Email in profile 😯

My wife is sat next to me!

Hello Mrs DezB! (Waves) 😀

😯

Is everyone pi**ed?

1 to go…

*winks at DezB dons suede jacket and heads back to the bar*

Yes

not now, not never 🙂

Is that a special bumming jacket TSY? With tassles and that?

Please don't do things like that. It's not nice. 🙁

cinnamon_girl – Member

Is everyone pi**ed?

No, just holding out for a badger shot!

Not in the slightest. I'm liking that man's jacket though…

Let's go back to the 'tantric' word.

There was an interesting article about this subject in the Sunday Times. Did anyone read it? Or snigger

TSY – you swing both ways? What shall I tell my daughter? 😯

cinnamon_girl

Is everyone pi**ed?

not me < virtuous> Up very early to head up to Yorkshire to walk the 3 Peaks 🙂 Must go to bed actually…

Well you haven't lived unless you have been initiated into tantra while v cold and disorientated in a temple in Varanasi that is illegal for westerners to enter where people are said to go missing……….

Ooooh, Y3P – within 12 hours naturally? Enjoy, it's beautiful there. 🙂

Tantric? Isn't that just so uptight Middle Class types can indulge in multi-positional sex without feeling guilty about being filthy buggers?

It's so much more liberating being sink estate scum! 😀

Hmm, d'you think there's any money to be made in 'The Council Estate Scum's guide to filthy mucky sordid sexual activities'?

[flounce] Huff! [flounce]

Christ I go to the bar and come back to all these vicious rumours!!

I'm going out for a fag ciggy!

I have to tell you that my cougar radar doesn't flicker over mid-20s

It's broken, then.

cinnamon_girl
Ooooh, Y3P – within 12 hours naturally? Enjoy, it's beautiful there.

I'm aiming for 10 hours – it's a training session for a fast National 3 Peaks the following weekend. Can't wait. Means setting off in my car at 5am though for a 7am start 🙁 Then the drive back afterwards.

Divagirl – 10 hours sounds good! We had an eventful day. 🙄

What time are you going for at the National 3P? You do have drivers, don't you?

Everyone else – shocking behaviour. 🙄

I think everyone must have passed out on booze and been taken to bed 😮

Yeah, these youngsters have no stamina. 🙄

Not true!

I'll be up til' 07.30 as am at work. Then I'll drive home, grab six hours sleep before sorting out some admin in Bournemouth.

Quick ride in the late afternoon, then tomorrow night the stickiest of sticky carpetted rock dives beckons!

I'm watching CSI:NY! 🙂

And drinking beer… 😉

C-girl – 22/23 hours if all goes well, yes we have drivers

Cougar

It's broken, then.

It's a cross I attempt to bear with fortitude 😉

<1001…..1002….>

Sorry just doing some bicep curls, working on my guns.
Aesthetically I'm almost there.

Will look out for you tommorrow, Divagirl. Doing the same route! Alas, the 'national' 3 peaks really annoys me! 🙂

just holding out for a badger shot!

I say!