I'm flicking through my tv listings, and it seems there is a JCVD movie every night, and it ocurred to me, I've never seen one! not the whole way through, i've seen bits of Universal soldier or some kickboxing crap and something else and flicked over. I mean, I like a fun, dumb explosive action movie like commando or that steven segal movie where he is an ass kicking chef where Erika Eleniak pops out of a cake. But JCVD films seem to lack that self-knowing humour and wit and are just rubbish no?
I could ask my sisters ex-boyfriend for a top ten, but I don't trust his judgement.

