We all know some internet hard-men are, well..well-hard!
However, it seems to me that even the toughest forum-member might have a hard time when locked in a cage with certain animals.
But which animal is the hardest?
I vote Baboon, cos it looks hard. Extra points for posters who have fought with any animals. And won.
well strangly my profile states i enjoy wrestling bears ;-0
Bored Al?
Stirling Moss. He's hard as nails.
Yes Mike. I feel like throttling a Meerkat, if I'm honest.
Pigs. Strong, fast and can make a mess when they bite you. I fought with one and won. Have the scars to prove it too.
How many points? 
Pook - Member
Stirling Moss. He's hard as nails.
Not as hard as the bottom of his lift shaft 
There's only one way to find out..........
Sheep wresting is fun - so warm and cuddly....
Stirling Moss - definitely. A baboon couldn't do the voiceover for Roary the Racing Car neither.
Bike time.
A baboon stole my breakfast once. Checky fecker it was.
For hardest animal I vote Hippo. cuddly looking vegetarian that kills loads of people every year and is bullet proof.
I am permanently scarred from a spider tho - I didn't even see it it but It made me ill for weeks and left a permanent scar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgKCas5xJ34
4 mins in.
fookin hate Llamas, evil animals.
OK, I conceed. Weasels win hands down.
Weasels are dead hard for their size - pound for pound the hardest for sure.
Honey badgers well ard b'stards.
Although, I did discover the biggest spider I have ever seen behind my workbench at the weekend. I am still recovering.
I am not ashamed to say I had to squash him. It was him or me I tell yer! Rehoming him was simply not an option. Firstly I didn't have a box big enough, and secondly he didn't look keen on the idea.
As a complete aside, how old does your average UK spider live for to get that size (about the same circumference as a tennis ball and bulky with it)?
Swans as the hardest bird surely? I only ever antagonised one once....
Mind you, even Aliens wouldn't last 10 mins in the Aussie outback..
Swans as the hardest bird surely?
They can break your arm!
They can break your arm!
Has anyone ever met anyone who's had their arm broken by a swan?
Has anyone ever met anyone who's had their arm broken by a swan?
Of course they haven't, but everyone knows it's a true fact.
LOL 
My 4 ferrets are pretty damned hard. They'll take on a dog 10x their size without hesitation!
Has anyone ever met anyone who's had their arm broken by a swan?
No, but I know someone who was bitten (pecked!?) by a swan, knocked him to the floor and left half his thigh black and blue!
Lions are pretty tough
Honey badgers...rip you nuts off, it would....
Honey badgers are natures double hard, skinhead mentalists:
Honey Badgers, they get stuff all over while stealing honey.Then go back,not for more honey,just to piss off the bees a bit more.
Wolverine's are just big badgers, they even scare the sh** out of wolves.
Has anyone ever met anyone who's had their arm broken by a swan?
I was once bitten by a duck - as big as me it was.
My old border collie got headbutted by a goose. Got her right between the eyes. Never heard a dog yelp like that before.
Marmots. Vicious monsters.
Tasmanian Devil.
Quite simply, as hard as it gets.
The 'Roy Shaw' of the animal world.
the honey monster would kick three strips out of a mere honey badger
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