Wahaayy! I knew I’d get some interest as soon as & said ‘Orange 5’, on an otherwise pretty uninteresting thread, some of you lot are too predictable for your own good you know.
TBF if the job is so simple OP why did you have to pay the LBS to do it for you?
Not so much a win for the simplicity of the five as a fail for the initiative of a five owner…
Velcro fastening shoes? or do you get someone in the shop to do your laces up for you?
Fail x 2. Double post AND you didn’t read the OP, pay attention instead of jumping with both feet at the mention of ‘Orange 5’
Thanks for the other ‘insults’, keep them coming but try something I’ve never heard before.
FYI, I’m a 56 yr old ex Council fitter who now works in a prison & is only 5’6″ so you’ll need to come up with something original. The winner gets a knackered pivot bearing off a 5. 😆