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  • Guys – would you, seriously …..
  • cinnamon_girl
    Full Member

    I’m a delicate flower and witnessed a shocking scene earlier.

    So … I saw a roadie wearing full-length white lycra tights. 😯 He either doesn’t give a stuff due to his fab physique or he’s out to impress the ladies and perhaps men too.

    My question to you chaps is would you wear the same? 😆

    Wozza
    Free Member

    No way, I wouldn’t be seen dead riding a road bike.

    Solo
    Free Member

    My question to you chaps is would you wear the same

    I couldn’t, I have to wear something loose below the waistline and above the knee, too obscene otherwise.
    😉

    souldrummer
    Free Member

    No. Can’t imagine why on earth you would; unless someone was paying you a LOT of money to do so!!

    SprocketJockey
    Free Member

    Never. EVER.

    They look particularly fetching when wet.

    Had the misfortune to get stuck behind someone in similar attire a few weeks back. It looked like two little bald men fighting over kiwi fruit in a flour sack.

    footflaps
    Full Member

    If he is a sponsored pro then it is acceptable, otherwise, just run him over and call it a mercy killing.

    D0NK
    Full Member

    not without serious financial incentive

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    There was a mountainbiker in Callander in full white lycra last week 😕

    Mind, he was buff, unlike me. 😕

    bazwadah
    Free Member

    White tights = Swan Lake.

    ton
    Full Member

    lycra……..maybe now i am reshaping myself
    white……..no

    Drac
    Full Member

    Nope, have you seen the Lynx adverts and the men getting mobbed by gorgeous women. Well when I lycra that’s exactly what happens to me. Ok not exactly as they’re all laughing at my spindly legs but in my head that’s what is happening.

    Solo
    Free Member

    Solo
    Free Member

    Well when I lycra that’s exactly what happens to me

    Then your alarm clock sounds.
    😉

    IHN
    Full Member

    He either doesn’t give a stuff due to his fab physique

    Is that what he had? If so, good luck to him; if you’ve got it, flaunt it

    [dons golden crushed-velvet tights and rhinestone nipple tassels ready for quick road ride]

    ti_pin_man
    Free Member

    no no and again, thrice no.

    but then at lunchtime today I did happen to followed a woman up the escalators who had those black ‘wool’ tights on, very transparent and was clearly wearing a black G string underneath. Look my dear they arent leggings, they are tights. I can say I’ve seen better but it could have been SOOOOO much worse. lol.

    yossarian
    Free Member

    yes, but only with a cape and a mask

    Solo
    Free Member

    yes, but only with a cape and a mask

    😯

    thisisnotaspoon
    Free Member

    *flexes lycra clad pelvis suggestively in CG’s direction*

    Shorts should always be black. The only acceptable deviations from this satorial rule are skinsuits (debatable anyway) and ridiculously bright DH Pjamas.

    joao3v16
    Free Member

    Twice in the past week, whilst commuting home, I’ve seen a guy out cycling with what looks like a one-piece lycra body suit. 90% white. On an MTB too, not obviously a ‘roadie’. Mad fool. 😀

    Shibboleth
    Free Member

    I have white shorts – they accentuate ones tan*… And I have black and white ones that make my thighs look like a brace of killer whales racing through an ocean of manly thighness.

    *Doesn’t work with full length tights…

    tomtomthepipersson
    Free Member

    Never in public.

    cinnamon_girl
    Full Member

    Brilliant replies and pic, thanks all. 😀

    Should really have turned the car round but not sure whether I could cope with such excitement. 😉

    He was on his own … funny that!

    patriotpro
    Free Member

    It was me 😳

    carbon337
    Free Member

    Oh yes id wear them if they had rapha on id also pay 300 for them.

    BlindMelon
    Free Member

    Did he have a tache

    Northwind
    Full Member

    Following several embarassing lycra episodes, I now ride only in a burqa- otherwise passions become inflamed.

    muckytee
    Free Member

    I have a habbit of wearing pristine white clothes when cleaning locomotive fire boxes, going to dig days and mosh pits, hence any white clothing I own is now stained. – Actually I started mountain biking in a white T shirt, after a very short while it looked horrid and from that T-shirt came my forum name.

    Would I wear white lycra – yeah for a laugh, being 6’1″ and skinny I’ll look like a streak of…..

    fasthaggis
    Full Member

    Maybeees he was a Triaffleet 🙂

    tonyd
    Full Member

    Not sure if you were being serious there patriotpro but just in case you were….

    maxtorque
    Full Member

    So, WERE you impressed?? 😉

    missnotax
    Free Member

    White leggings I hear…?

    Ha ha ha ha ha 😆

    whatnobeer
    Free Member

    Not white leggings, but I do posses a full white set of shorts and shirt. It makes me look fast and I have nothing to be ashamed of down stairs. If the girls can’t keep theirs eyes off, I have no problem with that :p

    Ooh, a discussion about non-black lycra.
    Any excuse to post this one again. If you’ve got it, flaunt it. 😛

    maxlite
    Free Member
    maxlite
    Free Member

    My vote is for the 2nd from right, wonder if there’s any horse meat in that mixture?

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    *rubs thighs Vic Reeves stylee*

    Kit
    Free Member

    *rubs matt_outandabout’s thighs Jimmy Saville sylee*

    yunki
    Free Member

    only on a night out… never on the bike

    _tom_
    Free Member

    I have black running tights that I wear on the road bike when it’s cold. White seems a step too far though 😆

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