One of the funniest things has just happened with my 3 year old son.basically I got the guy martin autobiography for Christmas. Tonight after 3 days of early mornings and late nights my son was playing up going to bed kicking and screaming as they do. However my new book was to hand and I threatened to read it to him as a bed time story, he turned round and said no he’s an idiot, calmed down and went straight to bed! Jobs a good one! Will definitely be trying that one again!

Mega, as the great man says.

I reckon it’s all on his eyes on the cover, he’s got the get to bed stare!