Theresa!!
Or so said a 6yr old in my class today.
I stared at her blankly...she said..."It was in that poem you taught us last year...Remember, remember, the 5th of November, Gunpowder Theresa and plot"!!!!!!
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Guy Fawkes girlfriend? Anyone know?
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Catherine wasn't it?
Catherine Wheel.......
IGMC
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yep by all accounts she was a real cracker.
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used to go like a rocket ?
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I'd banger.
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Damn, all the best ones used up.
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easily the funniest post in a long time!
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She banged loudly!
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Well, apparently she needed her kindling rubbing very gently together to get her going, but once lit she went up like a house(s of parliament) on fire!!
OK,OK...I'm out of here!
AND it's a true story!!Posted 2 years ago # -
Guy Fawkes girlfriend
Its not that unusual!
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and I thought it was a propisition.
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Think she prefers the Roman Candle
Like most women One Bang is not enough Posted 2 years ago # -
He dumped her, kept jumping Jack
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I always like looking through the selections of Chinese fireworks on sale and finding the "Golden Shower" or "Golden Fountain"
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LOL
tis is funny
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for fawke's sake !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She might have stayed with him if he was a repeater.
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do you think Fawkes naughty diaries have inspired king of leon's "babe I am on fire" ?
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bit old for school, aren't you?
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she was just polishing it and it went off in her hand
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apparently she was pretty STANDARD fare!
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It could be worse if it shot onto her face...
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these jokes are awful, I should ban-she who is known as Theresa from ever being mentioned
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Heard the Old Banger prefers TNT as they guarantee to deliver
a large load on time.Posted 2 years ago # -
OK..I'm back, but not for long!!
APPARENTLY, no-one could hold a match to her!!
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