http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/30/andrew-frey-meth-masturbating_n_4518225.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

Fair play

Takes all sorts. I don’t find groups of policemen at all arousing, personally.

Not that tricky. When I was 13 I could manage 3 things at once – masturbating, studying the underwear pages of the Grattan catalogue and listening for the door in case my mum came in. Plenty of practice……

Spat my coffee out when I read that Jon 🙂

Thing is Jon is now 45, still lives at home and is still practising the same 3 skills simultaneously…..

Not that tricky. When I was 13 I could manage 3 things at once – masturbating, studying the underwear pages of the Grattan catalogue and listening for the door in case my mum came in. Plenty of practice……

Yeah, there is nothing worse than getting to the end of a good pull, only to realise that your mum has popped into your room and left a fresh cup of tea on your bedside cabinet.

My gran caught me having a swift pull, she was so shocked she had a stroke!
She’s got really soft hands…

Bravo khani! 😀