There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or
balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to
keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse
and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions…

…Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
result in ultimately death.

MINT

pmsl

you've just rewritten the definitions of chutzpah and moxie

bassspine, how very dare you. I'ts all my own work.

OK then, it's not, but it made me titter.

Regards

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Ultimately death? That sounds painful.

funny

guts/moxie is killing your parents
balls/chutzpah is asking for mercy on the grounds that you're an orphan

The old ones are the best.

The 1970s called, they want their joke back.