My fat bike would float and must weigh less than a duck.

To my knowledge, ducks also float so they must weigh the same as a fat bike.

Heavier that a red one .

Maybe if you put plastic pedals on duck it would be a lot lighter than your fat bike?

[Edit]Also boutique carbon its heavy. Fact.

Though fact carbon isn’t boutique so maybe it’s not heavy?

That french bloke who used to eat light bulbs and metal, i’d have him eat your bike, then weigh his droppings.

Hmmm not sure I’d like to separate the bike from the other stuff. Also an orange tart big its bound to give him the runs

Well i couldn’t bring my self to do it, I get grumpy when I find out I’m heavier than I think, so rather than risk getting grumpy at my bike because it’s heavier than a number I picked at random, there will be no weighing here today.

So harribo to sasquatch since he’s the only one what guessed in kg, which is what the scales (don’t obviously but that’s pet peeve) weigh in.

dangeourbrain – Member

I could just put it in the village pond and measure how much the water rises?

And as a bonus, you’ll also find out if it’s a witch

And as a bonus, you’ll also find out if it’s a witch

Definitely not. Magic link was kona.

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About 6 and half Courics.