So here’s the rules. Guess the to the film by identifying one of the key jokes and then you get the next go. Must be a comedy.

I’ll start:

Mmmmm, nice beaver
Yes, I just had it stuffed this morning

Cheers

Danny B

Naked gun

Yep we got both kinds of music – country and western

Naked gun….awesome film, not seen it for ages

21 seconds too slow…Blues brothers

That’s Blues Brothers.

Why must it be a comedy?

I’m not even supposed to be here today!

What’s the matter Danny, never taken a shortcut before?

Clerks

“How’s your head?”
“I’ve had no complaints”

‘Clerks’.

“We’ve come on holiday by mistake!!!”

Just for the jokes Cougar.

Go on then – any films…

Me thinks that we’re all too quick for this…

Not a comedy, but a brilliantly crap joke

Do you see those two weevils doctor?

I do.

Which would choose?

Neither. There is not a scrap a difference between them. They are the same species of curculio.

If you had to choose. If you were forced to make a choice. If there was no other response…

Well then if your going to push me, I would choose the right hand weevil. It has significant advantage in both length and breadth.

There! I have you! You’re completely dished! Do you not know that in the service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils!

Master and commander

…and the next clue is?

“I didn’t want to dick her too much; she might have got the wrong idea.”

You can have my go, i’d be here all night trying to think of something 😳

…and goddammit, TUCK IN THOSE PYJAMAS!

Google provides answers so far. Not to this one though:

“ils ne tomberont pas plus bas”

CFH and friends should get it.

“We’ve come on holiday by mistake!!!”

Bit behind, but that’s Withnail and I.