Nothing to do with me, just found it on a Facebook group
Hey guys! OMG OMG I have the best idea ever!
GAS STRIKE! YEAH!
Nobody get gas on a certain day, and it will FORCE the big gas companies to lower their prices! Ah gee wiz, what a great idea!
SHUT THE **** UP, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!
I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOUR STUPID ASS SITTING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD OUT OF GAS ON MY WAY BACK FROM MY DAILY TRIP TO THE LOCAL EXXON. YEAH THATS RIGHT, TIGER MART? **** LOVE IT! I ALWAYS STOP IN THERE FOR A QUICK BITE WHILE MY TRUCK IS FILLING UP… AND WHEN I PASS YOU I’M GONNA LUG A DAMN BOTTLE RIGHT AT YOUR **** HEAD.
I HAVE A GREAT IDEA, HOW ABOUT NONE OF US TAKE A SHIT FOR A DAY, SO WE CAN LET OUR SEWAGE SYSTEMS TAKE A LITTLE BREATHER AND LET IT RE-COOP, THEREFORE REDUCING THE TOXINS IN OUR OZONE LAYER.
IF I EVER ACTUALLY SEE ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES IN PERSON, I’LL SHOW YOU A GOD DAMN GAS STRIKE, I WILL UNLEASH THE **** CHEESY BEEF AND BEAN CHILUPA THAT I HAD JUST A HOT MINUTE AGO RIGHT ONTO YOUR PATHETIC FACE! (NOW THATS WHAT I CALL NATURAL GAS!!!)
GIVE UP WITH YOUR **** GAS STRIKES, ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN YOU **** **** WAFFLES!
EAT SH1T.
