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  • Great business slogans…..
  • MoreCashThanDash
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    A pest controllers van has just gone past, advertising wasp nests removed for £45.

    “You won’t get stung by us”

    Maybe it loses something when written down….

    Bregante
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    I think the firm are called Singh Bros (building firm)

    “You’ve Tried The Cowboys – Now Try The Indians”

    jekkyl
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    There’s a beauticians round called ‘curl up & dye’ which is a terrible name.

    eat_more_cheese
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    I always liked Prestwick airports catchy slogan; “Pure Dead Brilliant

    They’ve removed them all now….can’t think why.

    takisawa2
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    Camping shop that always use ” Now is the Winter of our discount tents”
    For their Winter sale.

    slowoldman
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    Local drain clearing company has “The Rodfather” on their van.

    coolhandluke
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    I always remember seeing a van on the M6 sign written with “King Dick tools”

    🙂

    There’s a dog grooming van near us that does mobile dog grooming, it’s called “Doggy Style ” 😯

    toys19
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    Now is the Winter of our discount tents

    I think they say “Now is the discount of our winter tents”

    slowoldman
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    I always remember seeing a van on the M6 sign written with “King Dick tools”

    We had King Dicks at school. Caused enormous hilarity as you might expect.

    maximusmountain
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    In Nuneaton there is a hand car wash at a garage with the slogan of “Best hand job in town!” written on a car that they drive around a bit as well.

    TheDTs
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    We put “With our true grit we’ll blast away your Sh**” on a grit blasters van once…

    julianwilson
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    Car garage/body repair place near us has the slogan “you bend em, we mend em.”
    McIndians fast food place in Leicester always used to have the cowboys and Indians gag too. 😀

    Iirc there is a stand up comedian who collects these and uses them in her act.

    Liftman
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    “What you get up to is your business, how you get up there is ours” – lift company

    Hopk1ns
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    There’s a van round here with “BRIAN’S WELL HUNG”‘ then in smaller text underneath “garage doors” makes me chuckle everytime I see it.

    parkesie
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    Caution full of political promises on a shit sucking triuck.

    nmdbasetherevenge
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    Scaffold lorry, “for a fast and efficient erection”

    MoreCashThanDash
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    There’s a “best hand job in Stoke” as well….and a mate has an enormous King Dick spanner which I once had to borrow to undo a stuck waste pipe, my wife still takes the rip for that!

    boxfish
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    The Jason Doner Van always raises a smile in Bristol.

    weare138
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    Hunter willies – “Out standing in Every Field”. Rather good that one.

    What about the Sofa King. Sofa King good.

    esselgruntfuttock
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    There’s a dog walker near here with a van, on the side it says, ‘The Fairy Dogmother’

    Northwind
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    There used to be a Dogfather near me, his van had a brilliant version of the Godfather logo with the puppet handle thing, and 4 dogs attached. But I did always wonder if he was going to walk them or impregnate them.

    uselesshippy
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    West Sussex scaffolding.
    “Always a satisfying erection”

    mattg73
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    On Penarth Road, Cardiff there was a white-goods shop a couple of years back called ‘Sell Fridges’

    It still makes me chuckle

    stick_man
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    When I worked in Sydney years ago there was a garden maintenance company called mown & groan

    vickypea
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    Hunter willies?! Great autocorrect 😀

    maccruiskeen
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    I love a good unnecessary strap line.

    Scottish Woman Magazine used to have the strap line ‘the magazine for women in scotland’.

    There a haulage co near me who have ‘Delivering the goods’ as their slogan. Thats pretty much the minimum expectation.

    Then theres ‘Does exactly what it says on the tin’. I expect we have the Trades Descriptions Act to thank for that

    Northwind
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    Volvos: They’re Boxy But They’re Good

    wiggles
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    Local fencing company van always drove past me and my mates on the way to school “Our erection, your protection”

    McHamish
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    There’s a hairdressers near me called ‘Peniel Hair’.

    Not really a slogan but I might pop in for a trim.

    PePPeR
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    Mobile traffic light rental company round these parts called…

    Rent a Q

    glasgowdan
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    A courier called Fox’s Pacier Sprints

    gears_suck
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    A butcher shop in So CA. Slogan went. You can’t beat Pete’s meat. He was made to remove it.

    rogermoore
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    Not quite a slogan but a local sarnie shop delivery van has ‘No sausages or bacon are left in this vehicle overnight.’ written on the back door. Makes me smile every time I see it. 🙂
    RM.

    TheDTs
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    Another we’ve put on a few vans. Fencing company in Bristol, “tell us where to go and we’ll take a fence”

    tarquin
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    Not quite a slogan but a local sarnie shop delivery van has ‘No sausages or bacon are left in this vehicle overnight.’ written on the back door. Makes me smile every time I see it.
    RM.

    You can buy window stickers in Wigan with “No Pies are left in this vehicle overnight” to affix to your own car.

    the-muffin-man
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    A couriers around my way was called ‘R-Send’.

    jonahtonto
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    i know a roofer who has ‘dont sleep with a drip’ written on his van. his work is about as good as his sense of humour unfortunately

    BillMC
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    I used to drive past an estate agents’ in Vic, Australia called ‘Robin Daley’. There’s a Butt Savories in Northampton and there’s a sex education youth worker who sometimes writes in the Guardian called Justin Hancock.

    mattbee
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    In the early 90s, for months the GKN driveshafts place near my school had a word missing from the “excellence through people ” tag line, so their sign proclaimed “GKN Driveshafts through people” …

    Cougar
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    Working at our Wakefield office, I heard outside what sounded like an ice-cream van arriving, playing the Batman theme.

    Turns out it’s a mobile sandwich vendor, going by the name of The Bap Man.

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