Started off with a scratchy throat last Tues- my right ear is dull and keeps popping and when I blow my nose its epic (and thick- not watery).

Now last Tues onwards was HOT weather and I’ve excercised outdoors- still got it with a tickly cough.

Is it a cold?
Throat/brain cancer?
Or Dog AIDs?

can’t get a cold when it’s hot, so I’m going with dog AIDS for now

are your eyes a bit dry/sore? – that’s the clincher

Is it a cold?

Probably

I prescribe a flashbang in each ear.

The only cure for this is vigorous sex. Otherwise you might go blind and deaf.

I diagnose a slight case of ‘sniffles’ and a large dose of MTFU should see it right

The only cure for this is vigorous sex.

I’d take CharlieMungus’ offer, OP, presuming that you don’t want to go blind and deaf…

The only cure for this is vigorous sex.
I’d take CharlieMungus’ offer, OP – you don’t want to go blind and deaf…

He’s right, this way the blindness and deafness is only temporary, until I lift the pillow.

is this normal?

it’s normal for people with a slight cold, yes.

The only cure for this is vigorous sex.
I’d take CharlieMungus’ offer, OP – you don’t want to go blind and deaf…
He’s right, this way the blindness and deafness is only temporary, until I lift the pillow.

Plus, I hear CM’s a right hottie. So it’s a win-win situation. 😆

So let me get this straight you want me to use flashbangs and vigorously put you to the hora pork-sword?

yes, it’s just the same as flu jab