deep, bottomless pit of disappointment one feels eating cold toast whilst some strumpet you’ve no intention of ever seeing again tucks into gloriously warm toast.
Haha haha literally spat tea, strumpet is suuuch a cool word LOL, girl I last had over I got into trouble about, didn’t know that flatmate had his evil GF over to stay, I left early and told my date she could use the shower, and he got into loads of grief from her about it…LOL