My SIL is a total hottie. One of the prettiest girls I've ever seen. There, off my chest. I feel better now. 
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Girlfriends with pretty sisters (Royal Wedding Special)
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You can also get mirror image twins - one egg, splits on (IIRC) 7th day and the identical twins mirror each other - one will be right handed, the other left. One will get first tooth on one side, the other twin on the opposite side. Mental.
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WHen I was little I wanted (as well as being a spaceman/footballer) to have situs inversus* and then to be right handed
***is there a character in some kids' book who has it ?
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GF's sister is hot, but married and living in New York. But GF is hotter and lives here.
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I made it clear to my ex that my ideal birthday present would be a session with her & her Sister. She told me she would ask her & later told me she'd said no. Was sat chatting to her Sister a few weeks later & she whispers that had she not just met a chap I would have had a great birthday present.
That ones still earning interest in the **** bank.Posted 1 year ago # -
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as a mate said yesterday "if pippa was my daughter i'd still be bathing her"
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There are some very creepy people in this world
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Indeed. I thought that a very creepy comment
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That is just plain wrong
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You'd never have that problem with Prince Andrew's progeny they'd curdle the bathwater.
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Indeed. I thought that a very creepy comment ... (etc)
Really? You think the bloke actually meant it? I mean, literally?
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yeah but on a serious note, what was Andrews daughter wearing (cant remember her name) she looked like an extra from the chronicles of narnia with her headgear!
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Mrs Soulwood reckons the Prince Andrews girls are straight out of the Cinderella story, with Cinders marrying the prince.
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I mean, literally
one would hope not but still a creepy/odd/weird thing to say when you could just say so many other things to express your appreciation of her.Posted 1 year ago # -
she whispers that had she not just met a chap I would have had a great birthday present.
That ones still earning interest in the **** bank.Spend it.
Normal banking rules do not apply. Spend, spend, spend and it's all still there.Posted 1 year ago # -
My SIL is very attractive but a completely evil self centred bitch so it doesn't really shine, the only thing i'd like to do is drop her down a mine shaft.
On another note i have a friend who dated a girl for about a year or so, met her parents, went round for dinner, went out with the family etc. then 2 years after they split started dating her younger sister, he said meeting their dad for the second time was an uncomfortable experience
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benjamins11 - Member
yeah but on a serious note, what was Andrews daughter wearing (
I think they're hats but I'm not sure.
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The blue hat is par for the course but the trolls door knocker on the right really is exceptional.
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one would hope not but still a creepy/odd/weird thing to say when you could just say so many other things to express your appreciation of her.
oh come on.. pedo jokes are all the rage.. have you not seen jimmy carr?
get a sense of humour fellas..
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I can't believe we've got this far in a thread and not had a Venus / Serena discussion. I call for a mass debate
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Guys, she's a 27 year old woman, how does that qualify as paedophillia? I think you should read the actual words rather than what you want to see for a change
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yeah, it's only incest, get a grip...
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It's where she keeps her pussy.
Royal Wedding Gallery on The PokePosted 1 year ago # -
Dave Cameron » I don't know what it is about people on the left... It seems that when they put the socialism in, they take the sense of humour out
Seems like Call Me Dave was bang on the money!
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so why have you never said anything funny then?
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(Edit - sorry, should have come up with sooner)
yeah, it's only incest, get a grip...
I am, I am
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as a mate said yesterday "if pippa was my daughter i'd still be bathing her"
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iDave - Member
yeah, it's only incest, get a grip.
dear oh dear
i have an awesome reposte to this but i suspect that's exactly what you want so you can reply with some of the usual drivel, so i'll not do you the favour and type it
oh crap, i have haven't i?, go on then if it makes you happy (sounds like you need cheering up)
maybe i shudda took heed of this and not lit the blue touch paper
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RD it's not your fault there are so many c***s on here with a serious sense of humour failure
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my comment was not aimed at you RD....
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I think we should have a bad taste joke thread just to redress the balance..
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Oh. My. God.
Just had to redress the balance after the pics posted up there ☝
Pretty much defines my perfect woman, built for speed rather than comfort. ヅPosted 1 year ago # -
iDave - Member
my comment was not aimed at you RD....*chuckles*
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