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Girlfriend / Wife problem
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bum-tiss
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hahahahahahahaha
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Do you get to watch?
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Pics?
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This thread is useless without pics!
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haha, best thread ever! WE WANT PICS!!
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Not at point of being able to 'take pics yet'. Situation still at 'tense' stage with questions like
......so you work together?
......he spends a lot of time on his bike
.......heh! That's the colour rinse I use in my hair too...
It's like watching two alligators sizing each other up. It could go either way!
And before anyone starts I accept full responsibility for this mess.
I'll try and report back later as long as
a) I'm still alive
b) I haven't changed my name by deed pole to John Wayne Bobbit
c) Or we've come to an amicable agreement which means 'Get the F*** out of this house!HELP!!
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blimey I thought it was a joke
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bless........i hope you survive!
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And rather than head off any unpleasantness by hanging out with them, you're diverting your attention to posting on the web? Oh dear, yer doomed i tell thee!
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Oh dear. And you fool.
FAIL.
Q.How did they meet?
Q. Does the wife know?
Q. Why did you?
Hope everyone gets sorted. They'll throw you out and become lesbos...
Do not leave your wallet, privates and bike alone with the wife...
Better than Eastenders...
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FAF
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This is great news and just what we need. Good job.
Make sure regular updates happen.
On the plus side, more time on the bike.wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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This looks like fun. (Draws up comfy chair, pours beer, relaxes and waits for the unfolding saga to begin).
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Is he still alive?
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this is just as good as the fatsimon saga!
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Phew! O.K. where to begin.
To explain, they know each other as they work in the same place and are good friends. How did the wife find out? Easy; dumbo has itemised mpbile phone bills and she has spotted quite a bit of 'chat' on Flacebook.
Sit Rep: I C Silence at the moment - girlfriend has gone home, we have all discussed 'this' as 'adults' and now
- silence
O.K. so this is either:
(a) Tonight I die horribly
(b) She's coming round to the idea - subsection (b) I'm deluding myself!O.K. Gotta go - wish me luck, hopefully I'll check in tomorrow - barring cyanide, castration, fantasy role playing.....
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she might just tell you to go the the girlfriend with her blessing. However, will the girlfriend be as interested once the "naughty" thrill has gone?
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you men are soooo rubbish at this sort of stuff lol!
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jeez, either your wife is incredibly understanding or she's planning something.
I'd be dead now. For sure.
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Tankslapper is a dead man walking...
I hope he pulls through. The forum was getting boring...
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I'm surprized a divorce lawyer hsn't popped up yet to offer their services.
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aleigh - Member
you men are soooo rubbish at this sort of stuff lol!
what sort of stuff? cheating on partners?
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aleigh - Member
you men are soooo rubbish at this sort of stuff lol!
I dont know, some are very good at this stuff
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She's taking it lightly cus she's doing it herself - maybe - oops
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O.K. Guys thanks for the comments. I'm on the'can't sleep for thinking mode at the moment' so I'm back on the 'cheeky' laptop. (This could realy **** with my plans for a Lapierre Zesty 514)
Aleigh - I'm a bit surprised 'I'm rubbish' this has been going on for two years.
xherbivorex - cheating on partners, O.K. you have me there. Essentially its cheating but has kept the spice in a dull marriage. Look, I'm not defending my actions (what am I saying of course I'm **** defending actions!) The point is I'm not sure i would have stuck it this long without.
I think she'll come round on this one. Too much to lose: great salary(me!), p/t work, big house etc. My guess is she knows what side the bread's buttered on. But then again I'm maybe dillusional and I better get a solicitor.
Night all! GULP!
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i cant believe this is true.
why the **** would someone own up to this on a internet forum.
get a grip man ffs...Posted 2 years ago # -
big house etc.
What ? And you think it's all yours ?
LOL !
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Best of luck tankslapper - think you'll need it !
JJ.
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My guess is she knows what side the bread's buttered on.
her own, and she'll get as much out of you as she can.
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Why stay in a dull relationship? if both have tried to fix things and unhappy?
Join a swingers club then both are sorted.
I better his wife is hurting/shocked/cheating herself...
Tune in next time to Tankslappers life with the wife...
£5 she divorces him.
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Hmmm, couldn't you have said your 'mate' was having relationship problems, it seems to work for most on here
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LOL, 30 something posts an you guys are still falling for it???
Sorry dude, I don't believe you.
Maybe it's because I'm abso,utletly slashed !!
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Grab yer bikes & all yer gear & leg it!
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This is what forums are for, owning up to things. Getting things of your chest without actually knowing people that your telling it to.
Can we find out tomorrow what more happens
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There's a schadenfreude quality about this thread that is very appealing.
And I wouldn't doubt for one second there are people reading thinking 'there but for the Grace of God...'Posted 2 years ago # -
as if! bullsh*t!!!!
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Too much to lose: great salary(me!), p/t work, big house etc. My guess is she knows what side the bread's buttered on
A man goes into a toy shop for a present for his niece who wants a Barbie doll
The shop keeper offers vet Barbie for 9.99
It comes with vet clothes and a little ill puppyGuy doesnt fancy it and asks what else they have
How about stewardess Barbie?
Its also 9.99 and comes with a stewies uniform and a little push along suitcaseBloke doesnt fancy that either, what else do you have?
How about divorced Barbie?
Its £435.63Blimey says the man thats a lot of money
I agree says the shopkeeper
But look, you get Kens house, Kens car, Kens Zesty, Kens road bike, Kens Bombers, Kens etc etc etc etc
That is all
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