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It's not an affair it's an 'arrangement'
Right - better go. Wife is suggesting another meeting to 'discuss a way forward' between the three of us
Unbridled optimism but this might work out well?! 🙄
Blimey, no throwing of plates, slashing of tires, weeing in shoes? Conference calls instead...all sounds rather grown up. Ten quid says she's also doing the dirty & is just going through the motions of "working it out" :-). No kids involved here presumably...?
Still not convinced sorry
She wants you to get a good bike so she can get half of it 🙂
Good luck.
I'm not a solicitor but I think she is entitled to nothing. Hth.
God! You're all so cynical!! 🙄
Anyway up, meeting going ahead at our local this afternoon. Wife's being incredibly understanding, know's the pressure I'm constantly under and appreciates that I did it 'for the sake of our marriage'
She's even drawing similarities between her mate and herself - reasons to be cheerful? We'll see......
Let's see what this afo brings.
what a martyr. She really deserves you.
I wouldn't worry too much Tankslapper, we've all been banging your wife for the last two years also. Why do you think she lost interest in the first place.
she's a rubbish cook though
if this is true (which i doubt but i have been wrong before...........) then Mr Tankslapper should be thinking about insuring his balls, then removing anything shiney from the house cuz i have a feeling that even if the 'chat' at the local later on goes well he might well be left with sweet fluff all in a couple of months time, she might like the idea now but she has your balls in her hands and she will make you feel like sheeite when ever she can, and if you say no to anything she demands she has you over a barrel, get out, get a flat, think to yourself 'what did i learn from this? by the sounds of it nothing so far! sorry,
know's the pressure I'm constantly under and appreciates that I did it 'for the sake of our marriage'
Really? "Sorry dear, I was only thinking of you the whole time"
Good Lord, regardless of the whole affair/arrangement I'd expect to be strung up from the nearest tree if I tried that line. But hey, if it works for you...
(personally I suspect:)
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Fool, while you're all at the pub, she'll have the boys around with a big van to empty the house or change the locks.
If this is real Mr Tankslapper then you sir deserve a big slap. Doing this for her and for your marriage is just b@llsh!t. Do you really not have any conscience? Have you no idea how this will [i]actually[/i] make your wife feel?
Good luck with your [i]arrangement[/i]. For the sake of your wife, I hope it all goes horribly wrong for you and she does really well out of this. I don't know you, you might be a nice bloke in the flesh but based on how you're sorting out your marriage you sound like a prize c0ck.
Apologies for any offence caused if this is a joke. In that case, nice one.
So the Lapierre is the 'New' Girlfriend then 🙄
My gf's best mate's bf did something similar. He thought everything was fine until he got back to his flat to find that every single electical item was missing its plug. Easy, just replace the plugs you might think, but she had cut the plug and flex off at the point it came out of the appliance! New TV, stereo, microwave, oven, etc...
CaptJ thats cruel & v imaginative!
Too much to lose: great salary(me!), p/t work, big house etc
im un apologetically with guitarmanjon!!
your a top ****t!!
shes an moron if she does.
Why are we wishing this tosser luck?
Why are we wishing this tosser luck?
Admiration? "I've been shagging around and I've got a big salary/house". What's not to like?
And he's doing the honourable thing and spreading the joy around the internet.
Pulls up hammock.
Good luck - not with the current situation, but with any realisations you have about yourself later down the line.
I'm with guitarmanjon, MTT and Olly - if this is real then you are a total toss$r. Your poor poor wife would be better off leaving you and your 'big salary/house'.
A mate of mine at work is constantly trying to get into girls' knickers even though he's married. I think he's managed it a couple of times too.
Then he finds out his wife has done the same (though with blokes as I'm sure he'd be over the moon if he could see his wife and another woman go at it!) and hits the roof. Swearing, stamping, whinging etc. Quite comical.
If I were the poster then I'd join a swingers club - or would your wife having sex with someone else be an absolute no-no but it is all-right for you to do it?
This smells of a troll thread to me!
I think you deserve all you get!
I have been on the receiving end of a cheating partner and it is not pleasant 🙁
It's a blatant troll...been saying it all along
have you deadlydarcy - sorry, haven't really read the whole thread!
The more this goes on the more I'm convinced it is a big ole' pile of horsesh1t... Move along, nothing to see here apart from some blatant attention seeking...
Wife's being incredibly understanding, know's the pressure I'm constantly under and appreciates that I did it 'for the sake of our marriage'
Having problems 'preforming' are we ?
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From another forum:
[i]I've been seeing this lovely girl for a couple of years. My wife never suspected anything 🙂
Yesterday afternoon I got home to find my wife and a bloke chatting away. They said they were having an affair for the last 2 years, but as I never knew about it, 'cos I am such a loser, they wanted to tell me themselves.
I went to the local where I bumped into my GF. She said she'd be home waiting for me.
Wife's BF came along and we got drinking. Drunk like newts we returned to mine. What did we see? My wife/his GF smooching and snogging my GF/his friend.
What should I do now?[/i]
Where's Houns? He's the king of relationship advice, surely?
I thought that crown was Fatsimons?
**** me!!!!is there anybody stable that has come out of Oakfield?
update........come on
how does the old joke go?
50% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house... 95% of men kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife
No Sign of Tankslapper since he said he was going to the pub.
I recon he's face down in a local gravelpit.
I recon he's face down in a local gravelpit.
Is that the contemporary terminology for "muff diving"?
Phew! Probably one of the weirdest days of my life. And unsurprisingly it's thrown up yet another 'moral' dilema!
Lunch was actually good, the girls even managed a rather embarrassing session of talking about me and my little foibles - cute, but embarassing!
Alright now the 'dilema' bit. There's seven days in a week so here's the problem. The girls have both decided an equal split of days - three each. Trust me this was not my decision. The wife has me Sunday, Monday Tuesday, Wednesday's a day of rest. The girlfriend has me Thursday, Friday and Saturday. (three way suky fluky was discussed but I declined on moral grounds)
So the problem is that since this is all 'set in stone' thanks to the two girls then HOW THE F*** CAN I GET OUT TO OUR TUESDAY CLUB NIGHT?!
All that springs to mind is WHAT THE F***
Yes! FFS I've just bought a new bike too! I'm actually pretty pi$$ed about this as I wasn't really included in the discussion. HOW FLUCKING SELFISH CAN YOU BE?!
Perhaps Aleigh and the 'girls' on here can let me in on how the female mind works? This is either:
(a) I should be the happiest bloke in the world
or
(b) A few months of this 'arrangement' and I'll be begging for mercy / divorce!
...and finally the penny drops that we've been feeding the troll 🙄
You must be doing SOMETHING right...
The guy on my right shoulder says BELLend, the guy on my left says LEGend. 😆