That poor tortoise!!

The effect of valentines day on a mans wallet.

The ski moguls one is brilliant.
(Not sure about the car going round a corner.. 😐 )

For Dez:

Oh Jamie.

Mushroom repeat alert!

Mushroom repeat alert!

…and this is why we need more than a 15 minute editing window.

*shares*

A contented employee at work.

I wonder how many times a night that ^ guy rolls over in his sleep and is hit in the head by a falling shotgun?

Also, why do I imagine that, after pulling this move, his next words are “Now unbutton those pants… real slow and sexy like..”

Full length shotgun is too clumsy and restricts his arc of fire. Needs a lupus gun.

Best be careful with shotguns

He wants one of these

Best be careful with Desert Eagles too

Best not to mess with watermelon catapults either…

Don’t dance and then fire your rifle

A chair can be useful

When throwing a grenade, don’t throw it like a girl….even if you’re a girl:

Apologies in advance, I know I’ve posted this before but it’s a classic, and appropriate now.

Top marks to the instructors there chucking her over the sandbags!

In honour of the missus, here’s some near misses:

Bin dun?

RM.

Sledder near miss repeat alert

😆

Sure that military truck was a “miss” ??

Sauce.

Feeling lonely on V Day Dez?

It’s frightening that it’s legal for dumb asses to have guns!!!