My greatest fear! It’s what keeps me awake at night.

Well, it happened to me last night in Brighton. I think I got off quite lightly though. All I had to do was eat six pots of fromage frais in under 90 seconds. With no spoon.

I’m crying tears of laughter at the very thought.

How is eating Fromage Frais funny? Are you sure it was a comedy show?

Laughed !? I almost shat!

Which club in Brighton was this? Did another guy have to blow ping pong balls out his arse? 😉

whinge whinge, i can see that being genuinely funny. what else happened in the show?

Saw Nick Helm at a comedy festival in Machynlleth and a woman got gaffer taped to a mic stand holding a mic for a good while, and she was on a wheelie chair and got wheeled around by him. She looked really really uncomfortable.

You could have been made to look a right dummy

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htU6qYsLsEE[/video]

Was this part of your date? How did it go?

I got “selected” by Johnny Vegas once.

It ended up with him dragging me backstage at The Dance House in Manchester and trying to break into the theatre bar. We were gone that long that the house lights were up when we returned.

He then stripped down to his undies and sang the theme from The Lion King.

The Southern Yeti – Member

Was this part of your date? How did it go?

Yes!

The date went really well, we’re having a beach BBQ on Monday and going for a bike ride in the Purbecks on Saturday 😀

BTW, is that a thrush in the photo? If so, the date didn’t go quite as ‘well’ as that!

Awww bless.

Yep, I thought you might have been able to kill two birds with one stone.