Seen a few fat guys who had to lean right over the urinal with a hand against the wall because their bellies obscure any view of porcelain or where the hell they are aiming.
While we are on the subject, I work in offices most of the time. The sort of places you expect to be occupied by civilised people. So who is it stands at the urinal, picks their nose and sticks their bogeys on the tiles over the urinal?
And you guys who can't just undo your zipper but have to undo your belts and drop your trousers half way down your arse just to take a pee, what is that about? Is that the way your Mum used to do it when she took you to pee as a kid?
I could go on……