Friends ‘broke into zoo, stripped to their underwear to swim with dolphins before stealing a penguin’

I would have expected it off Joey & Chandler, but if this is true Monica has let herself down.

Gravy-wrestling model suffers horrific facial injuries after being hit with monkey wrench when she interrupted a friend having sex

I don’t normally read the Daily mail, but made an exception for this headline…

http://www.thisiskent.co.uk/Super-Gran-fights-giant-fox-shovel/story-12004354-detail/story.html

Dorking Advertiser a few years back. Front page lead.

Man lying in road hit by car

Drunk woman throws chips at police officer

Saw that on a billboard outside a newsagents years ago

50% of people are against domestic violence.

From the BBC a few years ago.

W**k tells f***ing to get a grip

“Berserk Kirkcaldy Man Kills Budgie”

“Young Boys Wankdorf erection relief”

I always liked this one.

Excellent thread haha!

Me and a mate at home update each other with funny headlines from the Burton Mail (Burton-on-Trent, Staffordshire)

“Homeless drunk’s trolley dash after caravan torched”

“Lesbian trashed ex-lovers flat”

“Man, 24, bit off pals ear”

“Driver downed 14 pints”

Explosives could be used to shift frozen cows

The Argus in Newport had this gem outside a newsagent on one of its adds

Sword swallowers tarantula terror

Personal favourite:

“Woman in sumo wrestler suit assualted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub after she waved at man dressed as Snickers bar”

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