All these ‘facts’ have come from the same (26 yr old) girl I work with.
Good AIDS is where you have AIDS, but it wasn’t your fault, ie born with it, contracted through medical negligence etc whereas….
Bad AIDS is where you have AIDS, but you got it from sleeping around.
All the swans in the U.K. are owned by the queen (correct) but they can’t fly. (Facepalm….)
‘Mandarin is my first language’
‘Really?’
‘Yeah I was brought up in Singapore’
‘But can you still speak it?’
‘Well, no, but it was the first language I learned’
*has to explain what first language means*
As for people I’ve wound up, I got sick of telling new recruits in a bar what a lager top was/how to make it, so the next person that asked was told, deadpan, that it was a pint of lager with a load of squirty cream on top, ala the boddingtons adverts of the time. The chap who asked for it looked particularly bemused, but quickly cottoned on when he clocked us creased over laughing, even said ‘by eck that looks gorgeous’ as she presented him with it. 😆