I think this is a ‘you had to be there’ lolcat moment… but,
Last night me and the kid took hound out on our bikes. Riding down a track, dog off lead, kid in front (he was racing me).
Suddenly dog veers off to path on the right in “attack cat” mode… even more suddenly black and white cat bombs out from the path…
straight under Dezb jr’s bike! Front wheel rolls the cat on it’s back, rear wheel rolls over cat’s belly! Cat squirms leaps up, knocks over bike (I’m giggling as I’m typing this, so hope you’re with me) Jr. hits ground, cat disappears in a blur of paws and fur.
The boy looks round and says “Poor cat.”
Then realises he’s smacked his knee on the path and starts feeling his own pain.
Meanwhile hound is leaping around “Where’d that damn cat go?”
Tried to remain straight faced while comforting boy. Can laugh now. Thank you.