I can probably dig out a prize if you really want one – a throwing-star jockey wheel for instance – but I think we all know it's about the taking part and, of course, ripping the **** out of the subjects of the photos 🙂

So, what can you come up with for this beauty, taken on the recce for the STW Northern Meet December ride from Marsden

last time i saw a pair of legs like that, they were dangling out of a nest……………. 😉

I said 29er, not 2.9er

It was only as Sally passed him, that Ken realised he had lost his wheels, shorts and dignity.

……and then a bloke on an exercise bike passed me !

I'm really starting to get the hang of this fixed wheel malarkey

"****"

🙂

even with the extra handles, he couldn't get comfy on the sybian*

*ask cap'nflash

STW fat club reaches new depths…

you doing a turn on the front or what?

*ask cap'nflash

No need, I lol'd 😆

What tyres for…….

Ride Forrest Ride!

Rarely had the term 'fixed' been so misunderstood.

"so you work from home and you wangled a new bike on the cycle to work scheme? – tell me more!"

The only "Niche" your in is the bit between the tarmac and the grass

"Garry Fisher breaks the mould again"

Oh God! Not another STW singlespeeder.

"never mind your barends and your aero tuck, I'm clearly overtaking you thanks to my superior line choice…"

Nice track stand mate 😛

bored of tearing people a new one on his singlespeed, glupton ridicules us all on his excercise bike.

Scaredypants is MILES in front at the moment folks, i genuinely laughed out loud 🙂

The mud's deep here love stay in the middle

'Iron my shirt'!

The flux capacitor was playing up again, making the hover bike a less attractive proposition…
(but + 1 for scaredypants, I too LOL-ed)

john was begining to sense that the ebay description for his new full susser might not have been 100% accurate

Have to admit defeat in knowing what 'sybian' was, so have just asked nbt, who is still 😆

After a winter of respraying, cleaning and fettling, Roberts bike is returned to him by the 'Kaesae', 'better then new'!!

The house was very small.. with woodchip on the wall.He soon got very bored.. so placed it on the road..
sheee didntt noticeee meee at allll.

sorry,not a caption or anything. just heard that song earlier and put it with the picture.

"Elbow pads – de rigeour for the less than entirely smooth roads of Marsden (especially when using an actually moving cycle-machine)"

"You could ride Glentress on an exercise bike"

"What cardboard box for being the butt of the joke and still having to ride around these parts?"

Cheers NBT 😳

Well I posted "what's the best tyre for…." on Singletrack forum & all I got was this ! ( And I have to add I haven't fell off yet ! )

"It was a real sod to get this bugger on the boot rack I can tell you !"

It's my new warranty replacement frame from C*******le.. apparently this one will handle better & won't break.

(Apologies & no offence to any C********le owners.)

"I know… but MBR gave it 10 out of 10!"

Game over after scaredypants' post.

PMSL

Even Keith's expression fits the bill.

On their first date little did Sally realise as to how tight fisted Kevin was when it was suggested that the first one to the top of the hill buys tea & cake…

Brings a whole new meaning to riding fully rigid with ZERO travel…

Impressive driveway, but your grass verge needs cutting !