but at least I have a beautiful soul full of love and flowers and puppies unlike you elfin who is a bitter and twisted little troll
No no you are quite wrong; You have no soul. Instead, your being is possessed by a warped malevolence, a veritable pervertitude the like of which has not been seen since Keith Chegwin appeared naked on TV. In place of your heart, there sits a cold, cold lump of sullen stone.
I, on the other hand, am pure concentrated loveliness and where I walk, beautiful flowers spring up and children and small animals frollick with gay abandon, innocent and immune to the horrors that lie within YOU.