If a bird poos on you it is said to be good luck. What would it be considered if a bird was to poo on another bird?
Feel free to make up an provide an answer, then post your own conundrum (and so on).
RM.

Hmmm… Or what if 2 birds pooed in a cup?

They’d be a massive hit on the WWW (winged wide web)? 😮
RM.

my usual Friday Conundrum is ‘is there Peroni on draught in this pub’ if there isn’t then ‘is there Stella on Draught in this pub’ if there isn’t then we cycle on. Friday’s not a day for big decisions.

tits?

What would it be considered if a bird was to poo on another bird?

A Bernard Matthews turkey farm.

….was going to post something, but didn’t want a ban.

God there’s just sooooo much innuendo in this thread!

I bet lots of pdgeons have pooed on a peregrine falcon when they get hit out of the sky at 270mph.
Lucky for the peregrine I guess?

I bet lots of pidgeons have pooed on a peregrine falcon when they get hit out of the sky at 270mph.

Having a “road” go through you, rather than not having a road through you…