Suggestions on how to best kill one.

The cat hates it and has tried beating it up but it’s still gobbing off.

Frickin’ furby’s what?

Oh yeah oh me me…. La la la me me
He he he he he…

Microwave it.

Give it a bath

Edit: then microwave it

Frickin’ furby’s what?

I take it you don’t have the pleasure of one at yours then? Daughters got one here and the damn thing wont shut up.

Nail it to your front door..

There are hundred of videos on Youtube demonstrating the best way to “dispose” of said offending toy.
I personally can’t believe they’re back, of all the toys to have a renaissance I really didn’t think Furby would be one one!

Don’t they multiply if you get them wet……..

Have i stepped into a time warp or is it retro chic…. They were shit first time round. Whats changed ?

6 year olds can now steal their parents phone to use the furby app to interact with them

By the look of what my daughters up to you can interact with them on the Ipad/phone.

Instead of with a hammer like the 90s ?

My youngest got one last year but she never plays with it thankfully.

My son got one for his birthday and we thought it was quite cute, babbling nonsense, but we made the mistake of talking to it and it became a shrieky teenage girl with an American accent saying “Ah-ha, oh yeah, a-ha, oh yeah, a-ha, oh-YEAH!!”

The answer to all Furby problems:

Furbies.

I could send my lad round with his new mates.

They have already dispatched Crystal Ken.

My fave….

I once took one apart and cut the wire to the speaker (hurtlocker style) so it just moved its mouth with no noise.

The putting it in the other room option is working well here

EDIT – It’s Boxing Day, can’t be arsed with grammar police.

We got two Dinosaur Train figures, who talk to each other. Why yes, it is annoying, how astute of you.

We have 2 in the house, they talk to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My daughter left one in my bedroom and it somehow got triggered in the middle of the night (could be snoring based). I nearly had a heart attack, I hate them with a passion.

Oh, and you couldn’t have started this thread before Christmas?

Skin it.
Won’t look so cute when starts burbling and you realise it’s what’s underneath.